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    Default Best Thread Closing EVER!!!!

    At some point we need to have the VH Links Thread Awards. I nominate this post as "The Best Thread Closing EVER!!!" It just doesn't get any funnier than this.

    http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/doh-...-t39788p3.html

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    After reading the responses in this thread, I'm sorry I started it.

    seenbad:
    No shit dude. Damn, you should have known better than that! Donut threads are notoriously radical and really put a strain on the psyche of the board when created. I'm going to suggest to Brett that you be temporarily banned for your poor judgment, because well, that was just retarded. What were you thinking?

    I'm closing this thread now because FORD made it stupid.

    FORD, you made this thread stupid.

    FORD, you made a mother fucking donut thread in to a political soapbox. What in the fuck is the matter with your abdula oblongatta?

    You have damage brother. I'm running thin on patience with it. I'm going to ask you once again, please keep your rants in the political threads and out of the realm of what I would consider to be "innocent" threads.

    Like ones about mother fucking donuts.....you sweaty fucking freak.

    Damn!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    At some point we need to have the VH Links Thread Awards. I nominate this post as "The Best Thread Closing EVER!!!" It just doesn't get any funnier than this.

    http://www.vhlinks.com/vbforums/doh-...-t39788p3.html

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    After reading the responses in this thread, I'm sorry I started it.

    seenbad:
    No shit dude. Damn, you should have known better than that! Donut threads are notoriously radical and really put a strain on the psyche of the board when created. I'm going to suggest to Brett that you be temporarily banned for your poor judgment, because well, that was just retarded. What were you thinking?

    I'm closing this thread now because FORD made it stupid.

    FORD, you made this thread stupid.

    FORD, you made a mother fucking donut thread in to a political soapbox. What in the fuck is the matter with your abdula oblongatta?

    You have damage brother. I'm running thin on patience with it. I'm going to ask you once again, please keep your rants in the political threads and out of the realm of what I would consider to be "innocent" threads.

    Like ones about mother fucking donuts.....you sweaty fucking freak.

    Damn!
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    Damn that was a nice rant.

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    I liked this one, personally.


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    Post #371

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    ...Bob Crane was your dad? While I'm sorry for your loss:...

    chefcraig:Yup...our home movies were always different to those of other families...
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    Following post, by OLO:

    Closed.

    Dont even bother asking why.
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    That one by Seen had me laughing so much I had to run to the loo!! Classic!
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    Bears/birthday effect - seen in his prime xD

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    It's funny that you actually started a thread about that closing. After I read his response I was pissing myself but had no way to comment because it was locked. I almost PM'd him just to let him know I thought it was classic. Then I come back and see your thread. Guess I wasn't alone.
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    No doubt about it......seenbad fucking rules!!!!
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    Damn, I gotta start closing more threads!...

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    Don't even think about starting with this one. It fucking owns because it declares me as a superior being over Olo, who is not superior in his being and is a weenie toucher.

    Yes, this one stays open. So sayeth says I, sayeth said me. Let it be so, I have spoken etc and so forth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    It's funny that you actually started a thread about that closing. After I read his response I was pissing myself but had no way to comment because it was locked. I almost PM'd him just to let him know I thought it was classic. Then I come back and see your thread. Guess I wasn't alone.
    Ditto. Friggin' classic!
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    Quote Originally Posted by seenbad View Post
    Don't even think about starting with this one. It fucking owns because it declares me as a superior being over Olo, who is not superior in his being and is a weenie toucher.

    Yes, this one stays open. So sayeth says I, sayeth said me. Let it be so, I have spoken etc and so forth.
    You are such a MO, I feel sorry for you. I am going to let you have this one because you slammed Fordly.

    Let me remind you of the time in the TX Linkers thread when you were begging for boobie pics. I walked and and said BOOBIE and pics were posted within seconds!!!!!! The loevely ladies of TX just new that there spectacular breast photo's would be wasted on someone with your errrrrr..... shall we say "fashion sence".
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    Seen's reply to the donut thread before closing it was hilarious. Definitely nomination worthy!
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    I liked this one, personally.


    From: Serious issues put this VH tour in jeopardy, mark my words!
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    Quote:
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    ...Bob Crane was your dad? While I'm sorry for your loss:...

    chefcraig:Yup...our home movies were always different to those of other families...
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    Closed.

    Dont even bother asking why.
    That was a classic as well. Got a good laugh out of that one too. But it was lacking the "you sweaty fucking freak" so it can't possibly take over the #1 spot.
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    Quote Originally Posted by OLO View Post
    You are such a MO, I feel sorry for you. I am going to let you have this one because you slammed Fordly.

    Let me remind you of the time in the TX Linkers thread when you were begging for boobie pics. I walked and and said BOOBIE and pics were posted within seconds!!!!!! The loevely ladies of TX just new that there spectacular breast photo's would be wasted on someone with your errrrrr..... shall we say "fashion sence".
    Don't worry OLO. No matter what, no matter how many tours there are in the future...you are guaranteed the award for "Best Concert Review EVER" for you Enumclaw review.
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