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    Sammy Van Halen

    Yes, "Sammy Van Halen".

    There is a guy who lives in Niagara NY who legally changed his name to Sammy Van Halen. I heard them talking about him on a local radio station. This guy is a nut. I don't even know what to say or where to put this. Just read the links below and you'll know about as much as me. Bizarre.

    http://www.sammyvanhalen.com/
    http://www.sammyvanhalen.com/commercial.html
    http://www.wedg.com/bulletin/showthread.php?t=2474
    http://www.niagara-gazette.com/local...117200859.html
    http://www.mytoosense.net/2007/07/lo...van-halen.html
    http://duranetweb.com/svh/index.html
    http://www.wnymusic.com/board/viewtopic.php?t=70644
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    LMFAO!!!! "Reliable sources say he announced his arrival to face trespassing charges by entering the Court Clerk’s office and uttering, “Van Halen in the house.”

    This guy ain't playin' with a regulation deck!!!!
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    At last. Ford finally exposed.

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    I wouldn't dismiss this guy so fast . His last name IS "Van Halen," so provided he can sing, he could be a prime candidate for VH Mach 5!
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    I love how the first pic on his website is a pic...of a pic on a table...stunning. Somebody apparently hasnt heard of a scanner or kinkos

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    Next we'll see Alex Anthony and Eddie Lee Roth, WTF!

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    Yeah I think somebody took a few out of his deck.

    That's a bit much.
    RIP - Classic Van Halen

    "A lot of people take Van Halen more seriously than we do." The Diamond One



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    Quote Originally Posted by Little Dreamer View Post
    I wouldn't dismiss this guy so fast . His last name IS "Van Halen," so provided he can sing, he could be a prime candidate for VH Mach 5!

    It would not surprise me at all. LOL
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    "I woke up as my tequila bottle alarm clock radio blasted out KISS's "Rock and Roll All Night". I hopped out my tiger skin bedsheets and ran to the window to see how my baby had slept. She sparkled in the Munson St sunlight, so I mashed the buttons on my remote, turned her alarm off, then on as she chirped her disarming song of love back to me.

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    I spun my rotating jersey rack with the force of metal and pulled one out without even lookin. It ended up being one of my faves--black and red with my name on the back. It was time to go. It was time to cruise. I stepped out the door, flipped my Oakley's in the air, shook my bronze mane, and lifted my face to the sky just before my shades fell onto my face in perfect position. I hopped through the open window to my WRX, punched my dash to start my engine, then howled to the Gods to get my tricked-the-fuck-out stereo on fire. The sounds of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds" took over my soul and commanded me to rock some babes over on Military Rd (or as I call it, THE ROAD)."

    Oh. My. God. We have some obsessed fans here, but this guy has gone WAY beyond what can be considered good mental health.

    WOW.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vh_chick View Post

    The sounds of AC/DC's "Dirty Deeds" took over my soul and commanded me to rock some babes
    In his defense, I believe I've had the same feeling after hearing that song.
    "It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different."
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    One thinks he needs to change his name to Captain Attention Whore...
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece View Post
    In his defense, I believe I've had the same feeling after hearing that song.
    Perhaps, but this guy is delusional if he thinks he's going to "rock some babes," implying there would be multiple good-looking females interested in him.

    Now you, Sucka, are another story.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vh_chick View Post
    Perhaps, but this guy is delusional if he thinks he's going to "rock some babes," implying there would be multiple good-looking females interested in him.

    Now you, Sucka, are another story.
    It's all in the suit, babes. It's all in the suit.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen View Post
    At last. Ford finally exposed.
    Too true.

 

 

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