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    "Those who hammer their guns into plows will plow for those who do not."
    ~ Thomas Jefferson
    (This is why Ted Kennedy, Nancy Pelosi and Hillary Clinton wants gun control so badly.)

    1. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a potenial victim.
    2. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
    3. Colt: The original point and click interface.
    4. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
    5. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
    6. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
    7. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
    8. If you don't know your rights, you don't have any.
    9. Those who trade liberty for security have neither nor deserve either.
    10. The United States Constitution (c)1791. All Rights Reserved.
    11. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
    12. The Second Amendment is in place in case the politicians ignore the others.
    13. 84,999,987 LEGAL firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
    14. Guns only have two enemies; rust and politicians.
    15. Know guns, know peace, know safety. No guns, no peace, no safety.
    16. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
    17. 911: Government sponsored Dial-a-Prayer.
    18. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
    19. Criminals love gun control; it makes their jobs safer.
    20. If guns cause crime, then matches cause arson.
    21. Only a government that is afraid of its citizens tries to control them.
    22. You have only the rights you are willing to fight for.
    23. Enforce the gun control laws we ALREADY have; don't make more.
    24. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
    25. The American Revolution would never have happened with gun control.

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    ((Just My Two Cents))
    And thats about what its worth.

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    amen

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    “You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can get with just a kind word.”
    -Willie Sutton, yet attributed to Al Capone in the film "The Untouchables"
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    Just had to use mine a week ago or so. Someone smashed in my back glass patio door at 2:15 in the morning. I sat there with my 9 mm until the cops arrived...45 minutes after calling (apparently, the call did not get relayed to the officer on duty, and he came as soon as he got it). Fortunately, no one was entering.

    If that doesn't prove the entire first post, I don't know what does.
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    Amen.

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    Word to all of the above.

    And the anti-gun crowd shows up in 5,4,3,2,...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Van Halen View Post
    Word to all of the above.

    And the anti-gun crowd shows up in 5,4,3,2,...

    yet true... 3,2,1...
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Van Halen View Post
    Word to all of the above.

    And the anti-gun crowd shows up in 5,4,3,2,...
    Okay, I'm here. Sorry for being late, I got held up in another thread.

    Of course, I'm not actually anti-gun, I'm just for responsible gun ownership. If someone owns a gun, they should be able to prove they're not a psychopathic dumbass. Unfortunately, that requires some sort of governing body to set and maintain that standard, which means some sort of government, which ultimately means governmental control of guns, and then the shit hits the fan. What to do? I dunno.

    I don't own a gun myself because I don't want one.


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    Amen to that wonderful post!

    I've had several scary situations in which I thought I would have to use a gun to defend myself, but I haven't had to use one yet, thank God. I hope it never happens, but with all of the redneck crackheads around here, who knows?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    I got held up in another thread.
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

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    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay View Post
    Thanks! I'm glad somebody spotted that one.

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