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    How China Negotiates With Kidnappers
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    "I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!"



    Negotiators assess the situation from next door.





    Head Negotiator dispatched





    Negotiations begin





    Negotiations concluded



    In this country, we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million to give him a fair trial; pay his food and lodging for life.

    No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.
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    The cop should have tossed a re-called spongebob at him. probably has more lead than the bullet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ted Van Halen View Post
    The cop should have tossed a re-called spongebob at him. probably has more lead than the bullet.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay View Post
    How China Negotiates With Kidnappers
    8-24-7

    "I have 3 demands or I'll kill the boy!"



    Negotiators assess the situation from next door.





    Head Negotiator dispatched





    Negotiations begin





    Negotiations concluded



    In this country, we would block off the street, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million to give him a fair trial; pay his food and lodging for life.

    No wonder their products are cheaper than ours.
    I was hoping to see a picture of Chuck Norris jumping out of the window and giving this loser a roundhouse kick to the chops. But this will work. Out.
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    Nice, that's like something Jack Bauer would do.
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    Seems like a simple, effective solution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheresOnlyOneWay View Post
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    Negotiations begin





    Negotiations concluded
    Works for me!

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    Does anyone know what floor they were on?

    It just occured to me that the kidnapper might have pulled that boy with him as he fell if he'd been holding on to him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dan Halen View Post
    Nice, that's like something Jack Bauer would do.
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    thats how it should be done! kidnappers and hostage takers alike......nothing a well aimed .50 cal sniper rifle couldnt take care of in a situation like that. doesnt waste time with negotiations and saves the taxpayers alot of money housing douchebags like that in the prison system.
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    That's the same way they negotiate with college students who are demonstrating for first amendment rights.

    And the fine for a parking ticket.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca View Post
    thats how it should be done! kidnappers and hostage takers alike......nothing a well aimed .50 cal sniper rifle couldnt take care of in a situation like that. doesnt waste time with negotiations and saves the taxpayers alot of money housing douchebags like that in the prison system.
    Isn't that the truth. *click...click... BOOM* Nothing says, "that was easy, time to eat," than a well placed shot. Out.
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    I also like the way they executed the corrupt corporate CEO's who were responsible for all that poisoned dog food.

    We should follow their example with the current oil executives. Then give their successors the opportunity to drop the price of a gallon of gas by 50 cents a week until they get it down to at least $1/ a gallon. If they fail, execute them, and start over with a fresh batch and offer them the same terms.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Menlow View Post
    Does anyone know what floor they were on?

    It just occured to me that the kidnapper might have pulled that boy with him as he fell if he'd been holding on to him.
    http://www.snopes.com/photos/crime/negotiation.asp

    Snopes says 5th floor. Kinda bizzare twist at the end about the guy not being dead.

 

 

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