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    Bears eat man at beer festival

    BELGRADE, Serbia (Reuters) -- A 23-year old Serb was found dead and half-eaten in the bear cage of Belgrade Zoo at the weekend during the annual beer festival.

    The man was found naked, with his clothes lying intact inside the cage. Two adult bears, Masha and Misha, had dragged the body to their feeding corner and reacted angrily when keepers tried to recover it.

    "There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

    Local media reported that police found several mobile phones inside the cage, as well as bricks, stones and beer cans.
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    There's a tiny bit of irony in the fact that the man was 'bare' when he was eaten by bears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen View Post
    "There's a good chance he was drunk or drugged. Only an idiot would jump into the bear cage," zoo director Vuk Bojovic told Reuters.

    "Okay, pretty good beer festival so far. I've drunk the Bock, the Pilsner, the India Pale Ale... *burp*...the Stout..
    What's this sign say? "WARNING: DANGEROUS BEERS! STAY BACK!" Heh Hee that's pretty good. I've gotta' try that one.
    How do I get in? Where's the damn door? Oh well, I'll just climb the fence.
    *rattle, rattle* THUMP
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    Leave it to Zeo to find this little tidbit of news. Well done, Sir.

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    I'm thinking someone was feeding beers to the bears. They got all fucked up and decided it was time for a snack........
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    Quote Originally Posted by vh_chick View Post
    Leave it to Zeo to find this little tidbit of news. Well done, Sir.

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    I guess that would be classified as a suicide?

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    I don't think this had anything to do with the drinking. I think they were sick and tired of eating the Beer Brats so they switched to Bear Brats.
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    You don't walk up to the monkey cages and eat bananas, making monkey noises.
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    Hmm, Masha and Misha. Two opposite sex bears in one cage? That dude was like a romantic dinner with candles for them

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen View Post
    Front page of cnn.com. It was a hard find!
    Oh my! Apparently I don't check CNN! LOL
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