Follow us on...
Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Facebook Watch us on YouTube
Register
Page 1 of 2 12 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 28
  1. #1
    Top Of The World
    Join Date
    10.16.01
    Location
    PDX
    Posts
    214
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Unchained
    Last Online

    08.22.12 @ 09:58 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default I just came all over my pants!

    Diehard VH fans may remember me. You know my love for Van Halen transcends time and space. You understand the suffering. You understand the longing. You know why Van Hagar never matched the brilliance of Van Halen. You also know why solo Dave never cut the mustard. You also know that we've heard it all before. "We're a new band", "We're brothers, etc. You know that nothing is real in the land of Van Halen 'till the lights go down and they step on stage. And you probably agree that Mike Anthony should be included in the fun.

    Nevertheless, my friends...

    I just came all over my pants.

  2. #2
    On Fire STC5150's Avatar
    Join Date
    12.15.06
    Age
    36
    Location
    Baltimore, Maryland
    Posts
    324
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning, Balance, ADKOT
    Favorite VH Song

    Beats Workin'
    Last Online

    04.19.12 @ 02:48 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by lance watts View Post
    Diehard VH fans may remember me. You know my love for Van Halen transcends time and space. You understand the suffering. You understand the longing. You know why Van Hagar never matched the brilliance of Van Halen. You also know why solo Dave never cut the mustard. You also know that we've heard it all before. "We're a new band", "We're brothers, etc. You know that nothing is real in the land of Van Halen 'till the lights go down and they step on stage. And you probably agree that Mike Anthony should be included in the fun.

    Nevertheless, my friends...

    I just came all over my pants.
    Too much information bro, but thanks
    "VH is like the chick who you haven't seen in a while... There were ups and downs, disappointments abound, but fucked ya so good. She calls ya and wants you to come over... You're not gonna remember the bad, you're gonna head over for a piece of ass... BUT, you're not goin' over there to get back together again for the longterm 'cause ya know it ain't gonna last forever!!!" -fast98dodge

    ~~~MY VH SHOWS~~~

    Verizon Center-Washington DC 3/28/12

  3. #3
    Damage your reputation seenbad's Avatar
    Join Date
    02.24.00
    Age
    45
    Location
    Portland Oregon
    Posts
    26,946
    Favorite VH Album

    Halen 1
    Favorite VH Song

    I'm the one
    Last Online

    11.30.17 @ 06:15 PM
    Likes
    73
    Liked 257 Times in 92 Posts


    Donor

    Default

    lol. Welcome back Lance. See ya 12/1/07
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

  4. #4
    Good Enough Ian Sane's Avatar
    Join Date
    11.24.01
    Age
    44
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    2,483
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen/Fair Warning
    Last Online

    12.08.17 @ 06:26 PM
    Likes
    78
    Liked 195 Times in 117 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by lance watts View Post
    Diehard VH fans may remember me. You know my love for Van Halen transcends time and space. You understand the suffering. You understand the longing. You know why Van Hagar never matched the brilliance of Van Halen. You also know why solo Dave never cut the mustard. You also know that we've heard it all before. "We're a new band", "We're brothers, etc. You know that nothing is real in the land of Van Halen 'till the lights go down and they step on stage. And you probably agree that Mike Anthony should be included in the fun.

    Nevertheless, my friends...

    I just came all over my pants.
    There's medication available for people who come prematurely...
    “And what we have at our fingertips is arguably one of the greatest high tenor voices ever – that was in Michael Anthony. In our tiny little corner of the universe, that voice is as identifiable as the high voice in Earth, Wind & Fire, as identifiable as the high voice in the Beach Boys. Van Halen is an indelicate house blend of both – that’s intentionally. So I would always look forward to that reunion.” - David Lee Roth

  5. #5
    Atomic Punk fast98dodge's Avatar
    Join Date
    03.24.04
    Age
    43
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    8,212
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen II
    Last Online

    08.07.17 @ 08:14 PM
    Likes
    331
    Liked 313 Times in 149 Posts


    Donor

    Default

    Next time, pull down your pants before you cum... It's a lot more fun...

    Better luck next reunion...
    Jet City Super Stealth
    Marshall 50th Anniversary JCM-1H and Class 5 Combo
    Austin Speaker Works KTS-60

  6. #6
    Romeo Delight
    Join Date
    01.29.03
    Age
    39
    Location
    Finland
    Posts
    69
    Favorite VH Album

    1984
    Favorite VH Song

    I\'m the one
    Last Online

    09.13.08 @ 09:43 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    LOL!
    Suomi Finland Perkele!!

  7. #7
    Sinner's Swing! the_atomic_punks_rule's Avatar
    Join Date
    05.27.04
    Location
    Jersey- Home of the Devils
    Posts
    2,766
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Today- Bottom's Up!
    Last Online

    12.20.16 @ 03:09 PM
    Likes
    1
    Liked 3 Times in 3 Posts

    Default

    With this band, premature ejaculation may be all it is.

  8. #8
    On Fire STC5150's Avatar
    Join Date
    12.15.06
    Age
    36
    Location
    Baltimore, Maryland
    Posts
    324
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning, Balance, ADKOT
    Favorite VH Song

    Beats Workin'
    Last Online

    04.19.12 @ 02:48 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by the_atomic_punks_rule View Post
    With this band, premature ejaculation may be all it is.
    "VH is like the chick who you haven't seen in a while... There were ups and downs, disappointments abound, but fucked ya so good. She calls ya and wants you to come over... You're not gonna remember the bad, you're gonna head over for a piece of ass... BUT, you're not goin' over there to get back together again for the longterm 'cause ya know it ain't gonna last forever!!!" -fast98dodge

    ~~~MY VH SHOWS~~~

    Verizon Center-Washington DC 3/28/12

  9. #9
    Atomic Punk fast98dodge's Avatar
    Join Date
    03.24.04
    Age
    43
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    8,212
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen II
    Last Online

    08.07.17 @ 08:14 PM
    Likes
    331
    Liked 313 Times in 149 Posts


    Donor

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by the_atomic_punks_rule View Post
    With this band, premature ejaculation may be all it is.
    Amen... Good Lord, I hope you're wrong about that...
    Jet City Super Stealth
    Marshall 50th Anniversary JCM-1H and Class 5 Combo
    Austin Speaker Works KTS-60

  10. #10
    Good Enough Ian Sane's Avatar
    Join Date
    11.24.01
    Age
    44
    Location
    Australia
    Posts
    2,483
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen/Fair Warning
    Last Online

    12.08.17 @ 06:26 PM
    Likes
    78
    Liked 195 Times in 117 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by the_atomic_punks_rule View Post
    With this band, premature ejaculation may be all it is.
    So true...
    “And what we have at our fingertips is arguably one of the greatest high tenor voices ever – that was in Michael Anthony. In our tiny little corner of the universe, that voice is as identifiable as the high voice in Earth, Wind & Fire, as identifiable as the high voice in the Beach Boys. Van Halen is an indelicate house blend of both – that’s intentionally. So I would always look forward to that reunion.” - David Lee Roth

  11. #11
    Unchained Down the Drain's Avatar
    Join Date
    02.16.07
    Posts
    533
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    D.O.A or I'm The One
    Last Online

    07.12.15 @ 04:46 PM
    Likes
    2
    Liked 18 Times in 9 Posts

    Default

    Lance, I certainly remember you -- I'm an old Domer too.

    ???
    What once upon a time made Van Halen unique in the progression of metal and hard rock (besides Eddie’s prowess as a guitarist) was its sense of fun, its willingness to be not just over the top, but weird.

  12. #12
    Romeo Delight
    Join Date
    01.29.03
    Age
    39
    Location
    Finland
    Posts
    69
    Favorite VH Album

    1984
    Favorite VH Song

    I\'m the one
    Last Online

    09.13.08 @ 09:43 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    Same here!
    Love that "Unofficial, untrue" -Van Halen booklet you made
    Very funny shit. I forced a friend of a friend to get me copy when he visited the States.
    Suomi Finland Perkele!!

  13. #13
    Atomic Punk fast98dodge's Avatar
    Join Date
    03.24.04
    Age
    43
    Location
    Seattle
    Posts
    8,212
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen II
    Last Online

    08.07.17 @ 08:14 PM
    Likes
    331
    Liked 313 Times in 149 Posts


    Donor

    Default

    OMG, Lance did that book??? I didn't even know it was even still available... I gotta get me a copy!!!
    Jet City Super Stealth
    Marshall 50th Anniversary JCM-1H and Class 5 Combo
    Austin Speaker Works KTS-60

  14. #14
    Good Enough Phatie's Avatar
    Join Date
    11.25.03
    Age
    52
    Location
    took the 5:15 to Kalamazoo
    Posts
    2,398
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Voodoo Queen
    Last Online

    09.01.07 @ 03:35 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Premium Member

    Donor

    = 0

    One thing's for sure; the divorce rate is going to go UP! This singular move by Van Halen has set back the women's liberation movement at least 30 years. Thank God.

  15. #15
    Atomic Punk edwardv's Avatar
    Join Date
    12.13.01
    Age
    59
    Location
    hanover pennsylvania
    Posts
    10,031
    Favorite VH Album

    diver down
    Favorite VH Song

    drop dead legs
    Last Online

    12.12.17 @ 05:40 PM
    Likes
    4,479
    Liked 2,383 Times in 1,487 Posts


    Premium Member

    Default

    Welcome back Lance....I remember you from the Dome days too...guess you dont need Viagra yet bro!!!

 

 

Similar Threads

  1. D.C. Judge Seeks $67 Million for Lost Pants
    By voivod in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 20
    Last Post: 12.19.08, 07:11 AM
  2. Captain America Arrested With Burrito In Pants
    By knuck in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 04.24.07, 10:58 PM
  3. Who wears the pants
    By ericgtr in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 03.05.05, 02:59 AM
  4. Droopy-Pants Bill Dropped in Va. Senate
    By billy007 in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 11
    Last Post: 02.11.05, 09:26 PM
  5. Sponge Bob Square Pants
    By PAL in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 01.16.03, 01:07 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •