Follow us on...
Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Facebook Watch us on YouTube
Register
Results 1 to 11 of 11
  1. #1
    Forum Frontman Double Down's Avatar
    Join Date
    10.10.05
    Age
    49
    Location
    Boston
    Posts
    17,911
    Favorite VH Album

    ('78-'84) VH 1; ('86-'95) 5150
    Favorite VH Song

    Dave- I'm The One ; Sam- 5150
    Last Online

    11.17.17 @ 12:11 PM
    Likes
    538
    Liked 1,033 Times in 543 Posts

    Default Man Blames Cat After Gun Fires

    Get a load of this kids story. Hmmm....do you think maybe he was just sick of the cat and decided to send it to kitty heaven? I can just hear him now, "it wasn't me officer, the cat did it."





    MANCHESTER, N.H. -- A New Hampshire man has been charged with a felony after he first told police that his cat had accidentally shot itself.

    Nicholas Goroff, 24, told officers the cat had knocked over a shotgun, causing it to fire. But beer cans in his apartment and the smell of alcohol on his breath, caused police to question his story.

    Eventually, he told police he had pulled the hammer back on the gun and while attempting to release it his thumb slipped and the gun fired. A round hit the cat.


    The cat had to be euthanized and Goroff faces charges of felony reckless conduct.

    Police said they found a hole from the slug in the floor of Goroff's apartment. They said the round traveled in the direction of another apartment in the building, putting others at risk.

    Goroff was arraigned in Manchester District Court on Friday and faces another court hearing Aug. 23.
    .
    .
    .
    VH with Dave ('78-'84) - The best years....the "real" VH.
    VH with Sam ('86-'96) - Incredible era....."We have renamed this town 'New Halen!'.
    VH with Gary ('98) - Fucking disaster. WTF was that??
    VH with Wolf/Dave ('12-'15) - Amazing comeback. Smokin' album and tours.

  2. #2
    Atomic Punk BREW CREW's Avatar
    Join Date
    02.09.00
    Age
    45
    Posts
    11,665
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen 1
    Favorite VH Song

    Somebody Get Me A Doctor
    Last Online

    08.27.17 @ 09:39 AM
    Likes
    45
    Liked 185 Times in 105 Posts

    Default

    The dude must have thought that telling the cops his dog shot a gun was kind of "old".

  3. #3
    Hot sauce on everything Red's Avatar
    Join Date
    08.07.03
    Age
    47
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    5,864
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Hear About It Later
    Last Online

    12.06.17 @ 06:36 AM
    Likes
    304
    Liked 119 Times in 56 Posts


    Premium Member

    Donor

    Default

    Is this cat's name Bill? Because I totally saw it coming to this.

    I even asked him if everything was okay, he just said "Ack!!!"

    It's all so obvious now.

  4. #4
    Atomic Punk jimmy812's Avatar
    Join Date
    06.03.04
    Age
    46
    Location
    Connecticut
    Posts
    7,640
    Last Online

    06.03.17 @ 06:59 PM
    Likes
    1,188
    Liked 327 Times in 204 Posts

    Default

    Wow, I can't believe something like this happened....oh wait... this was in New Hampshire? Yeah, I could believe it.
    2-time Fantasy Baseball Champion.

  5. #5
    Sinner's Swing! emm5150's Avatar
    Join Date
    03.25.04
    Location
    Scranton, Pa.
    Posts
    3,106
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Mean Street
    Last Online

    07.13.17 @ 06:45 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Donor

    Default

    I have 3 cats and this is exactly why I don't own a gun!

  6. #6
    Eruption Yerfdog's Avatar
    Join Date
    12.17.01
    Age
    49
    Location
    Grain Valley, Missouri
    Posts
    1,318
    Last Online

    11.06.14 @ 05:13 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Red View Post
    Is this cat's name Bill? Because I totally saw it coming to this.

    I even asked him if everything was okay, he just said "Ack!!!"

    It's all so obvious now.
    It wasn't me!


  7. #7
    Atomic Punk chefcraig's Avatar
    Join Date
    06.01.02
    Location
    A Confederacy of Dunces
    Posts
    19,370
    Last Online

    03.07.10 @ 06:18 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 10 Times in 9 Posts

    Quote Originally Posted by emm5150 View Post
    I have 3 cats and this is exactly why I don't own a gun!
    I have three guns and this is exactly why I don't own a cat.
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
    George Bernard Shaw

  8. #8
    Sinner's Swing! emm5150's Avatar
    Join Date
    03.25.04
    Location
    Scranton, Pa.
    Posts
    3,106
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Mean Street
    Last Online

    07.13.17 @ 06:45 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts


    Donor

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    I have three guns and this is exactly why I don't own a cat.
    ....I hear ya chef!!!

  9. #9
    Hot sauce on everything Red's Avatar
    Join Date
    08.07.03
    Age
    47
    Location
    North Carolina
    Posts
    5,864
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Hear About It Later
    Last Online

    12.06.17 @ 06:36 AM
    Likes
    304
    Liked 119 Times in 56 Posts


    Premium Member

    Donor

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Yerfdog View Post
    It wasn't me!

    Thank goodness.

    Much obliged, Yerfdog.

  10. #10
    Super Duper Frontman track 5's Avatar
    Join Date
    03.04.00
    Location
    TEXAS
    Posts
    7,887
    Last Online

    12.03.17 @ 09:00 PM
    Likes
    1,311
    Liked 537 Times in 291 Posts


    Premium Member

    Default

    If you own a cat, and he shoots your ass. More power to the CAT. Man law.

    Like in the other thread. If your dog shoots your ass, you must suck as a human. "Dogs don't shoot people, they only shoot people they need to." K9 Law. Out.
    Last edited by track 5; 08.13.07 at 07:46 PM. Reason: hell yes
    Quin-a-se-i-co

    You're a dick for putting ian on "ignore" DIF

    "You stupid fuck!" Seen

    "Well if you saw it, stats and scientific studies be damned!" Lovemachine 97 v. 2.

  11. #11
    Atomic Punk BREW CREW's Avatar
    Join Date
    02.09.00
    Age
    45
    Posts
    11,665
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen 1
    Favorite VH Song

    Somebody Get Me A Doctor
    Last Online

    08.27.17 @ 09:39 AM
    Likes
    45
    Liked 185 Times in 105 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by track 5 View Post
    If you own a cat, and he shoots your ass. More power to the CAT. Man law.

    Like in the other thread. If your dog shoots your ass, you must suck as a human. "Dogs don't shoot people, they only shoot people they need to." K9 Law. Out.
    LMAO!!!

 

 

Similar Threads

  1. Tony Blair Blames Rise In Crime On Black Culture.
    By Axxman300 in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 04.14.07, 05:20 PM
  2. The Blame Game: Canada blames U.S. for gun violence
    By voivod in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 12.28.05, 07:52 PM
  3. LA FIRES???
    By PT 5150 in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Non-Music)
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 10.01.05, 08:10 PM
  4. LA FIRES???
    By PT 5150 in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 10.01.05, 03:18 PM
  5. Dumbass Falwell blames attack on gays and abortionists
    By tap1966 in forum World Trade Center/Pentagon Attacks
    Replies: 15
    Last Post: 09.17.01, 04:30 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •