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    Default Because you can't be...

    I swear I still love the "you can't be________ at the same time" jokes that have come from that Eddie interview.

    so let's start a thread of THOSE classics ---if anyone remembers the ones that have been posted try to put em' in this thread.

    I just thought of a funny one

    Eddie, you can't be mad at Mikey anymore because you are NOW mad at Sammy and you can't be mad at two people at the same time!



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    "You can't be in 2 rehabs at the same time."

    "You can't be in 2 arenas at the same time."

    "You can't be in 2 sex scenes at the same time."

    "You can't be in 2 guitar companies at the same time."
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    PS_ Brett, that's a real nice version of Poundcake on that Sammy-Era Stuff bootleg
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    You can't post to two VH boards at the same time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    You can't post to two VH boards at the same time.
    That should be enforced a little bit more.......

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    Quote Originally Posted by STC5150 View Post
    That should be enforced a little bit more.......
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    you cant shit and piss at the same time!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hain23x View Post
    PS_ Brett, that's a real nice version of Poundcake on that Sammy-Era Stuff bootleg
    Which one? There's like 2 or 3 of them rotating in there? The 2004 one from Greensboro? I don't even remember how it sounded anymore.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    The 2004 one from Greensboro? I don't even remember how it sounded anymore.
    Prolly sounded something like this.........

    ED GUITAR, " Eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrouuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn dddddddddd, Plunk Plunk Plunk, BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, tink tink tink, plunk plunk plunk, JJJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNDDDDDD, gertink, ger plunk, ger tink, ger plunk.......... **Sound of something falling over** BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOWWW WWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN, BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE GGGGRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..... ..........
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    HH <------Has a smart ass, "Can't be in 2" comment somewhere in a thread, but don't remember what I said----------------- Hey, I'm Nipsey Russell now with that rhyme!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Len75 View Post
    you cant shit and piss at the same time!
    why is that true yet you can sneeze and rip a fart at the same time? the human body is astounding.
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    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen View Post
    Prolly sounded something like this.........

    ED GUITAR, " Eeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrouuuuuuuuuuu uuuuuuunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnn dddddddddd, Plunk Plunk Plunk, BBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, tink tink tink, plunk plunk plunk, JJJJJJJJJJJUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG EEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOONNNNNNNDDDDDD, gertink, ger plunk, ger tink, ger plunk.......... **Sound of something falling over** BBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOWWW WWWWWWWWNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN NN, BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE BLE GGGGRRRRRRRRRUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN..... ..........
    " AND THAT'S WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OF.........."

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    You can't be in two women at the same time.

 

 

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