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    One Legged, Armless Man Get's 5 Years For Driving, And Yes He's From Florida...

    Armless man gets 5 years for driving...
    NEW PORT RICHEY, Fla. - A man with no arms and one leg who wouldn't stop driving despite a long list of traffic violations was sentenced to five years in prison Friday on felony driving and drug charges.

    Michael Francis Wiley, 40, also was sentenced to 15 years of drug offender probation. He pleaded no contest in June to the charges.

    "I'd just like to say I know what I did was wrong," Wiley said in court Friday. "I am truly sorry your honor. I am."

    Wiley taught himself to drive after losing both arms and a leg in an electrical accident when he was 13. He has already spent more than three years in prison for habitually driving without a license, kicking a state trooper and other charges.

    He once had a valid license, but it has been suspended several times since 1985, according to his attorney. He starts the car with his toes, shifts with his knee and steers with the stump of his left arm. He turns on the lights with his teeth.

    In his most recent brush with the law last May, Wiley sped off in a Ford Explorer when police approached him at a convenience store, officials said. Officers pursued, but called off the chase after eight minutes because they did not want to put others in danger, police said.

    Defense attorney John Hooker pleaded for leniency and a minimum sentence of 2 1/2 years. He cited his client's need for treatment for his many physical and mental health problems, including anxiety, panic attacks, depression and a pain disorder related to his amputations.

    In a recent interview with the Associated Press, Wiley said he's done driving.

    "I'm beat. The white flag is up," he said. "You can only bang your head against the wall so long before it hurts."

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    One Legged, Armless Man Get's 5 Years For Driving


    Ahh, fuck....

    Soon as I read the title I was howling here....
    Didn't even read past the title.Laughing too much...











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    Try living here.
    It's an alcohol dripping joy-ride.
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    "A one-eyed, one-armed, one-legged man!?"

    EDIT: I realized he was armless. I still had to use that reference SOMEWHERE
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    Quote Originally Posted by vhrocks2005 View Post


    "A one-eyed, one-armed, one-legged man!?"
    That's OK, the Fort Lauderdale Chief of Police is under Federal investigation...and you should hear about what's going on a few miles south in Hollywood, Fl.

    Collectively, neither jurisdiction's leadership could find their own asses with both hands, as there are far too many hands inserted into their back pockets.
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    "kicking a state trooper"

    With one leg?
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    "kicking a state trooper"

    With one leg?
    "Well, you should have seen the size of that leg..." overheard in local 7/11, for some weird reason reset as a "Kwiky-Mart".
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    what the fuck is in the water in florida?
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca View Post
    what the fuck is in the water in florida?
    Salt, fertiliser, sugar run-off, blatant in-breeding and to a high degree...more than likely urine.
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    I appreciate that you can make fun of your own state, chef. I make fun of Florida too--a LOT.

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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver View Post
    Oh my God, I think this is one of the funniest things I've seen in a long time.
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