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    There is an interview with Valerie from the new issue of TV Guide, and they ask about Eddie.

    Do you keep in touch with your ex, Eddie Van Halen?
    Absolutely. We just spent July 4th at his house. I love Janie, his girlfriend. She's terrific and treats my son really well. The first thing Ed said to Tom (Vitale, her boyfriend) was, "You treat my kid well," then, "If you do anything to Valerie, I'll hurt you." I feel the same way.

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    why is EVH convinced he's such a bad ass?

    dude is 5'7" and 125 soaking wet.

    he needs to put the sopranos box set down.
    not another dime from me, fellas...

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    Quote Originally Posted by willyum View Post
    why is EVH convinced he's such a bad ass?

    dude is 5'7" and 125 soaking wet.

    he needs to put the sopranos box set down.

    LOL.......If it takes him as long to kick someones ass as it does to go on tour the guy has no worries!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by willyum View Post
    why is EVH convinced he's such a bad ass?

    dude is 5'7" and 125 soaking wet.

    he needs to put the sopranos box set down.
    seems to have a fetish for cups.
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    Eddie has an extensive gun collection from what I've read. Maybe Eddie will take some target practice on his ass if he ever slaps Valerie around.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jeffbug View Post
    Eddie has an extensive gun collection from what I've read. Maybe Eddie will take some target practice on his ass if he ever slaps Valerie around.
    I'm sure he has a few old smoking loon bottles laying around that he could crack him in the head with.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GRCITY View Post
    I'm sure he has a few old smoking loon bottles laying around that he could crack him in the head with.
    Not if the rehab program held fast.
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    Quote Originally Posted by willyum View Post
    why is EVH convinced he's such a bad ass?

    dude is 5'7" and 125 soaking wet.

    he needs to put the sopranos box set down.
    I've seen guy's smaller than EVH knock ppl out. You gotta watch those little guys.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cam-5150 View Post
    There is an interview with Valerie from the new issue of TV Guide, and they ask about Eddie.

    Do you keep in touch with your ex, Eddie Van Halen?
    Absolutely. We just spent July 4th at his house. I love Janie, his girlfriend. She's terrific and treats my son really well. The first thing Ed said to Tom (Vitale, her boyfriend) was, "You treat my kid well," then, "If you do anything to Valerie, I'll hurt you." I feel the same way.
    Fuckin' Eddie. I'm sure this guy has a long way to go before he becomes a raging drunk, wife cheating asshole who puts Val through years of a living hell like Ed did.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willyum View Post
    why is EVH convinced he's such a bad ass?

    dude is 5'7" and 125 soaking wet.

    he needs to put the sopranos box set down.
    He operates a mean cell phone...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Apocalypso View Post
    Fuckin' Eddie. I'm sure this guy has a long way to go before he becomes a raging drunk, wife cheating asshole who puts Val through years of a living hell like Ed did.

    T.B.
    I don't know, he did a good job of being a raging out on his guitar on that last show of the '04 tour.
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    I'm sure Ed meant nothing by it. Hell, it was probably the booze talking.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GRCITY View Post
    I don't know, he did a good job of being a raging out on his guitar on that last show of the '04 tour.
    Uhhmm...Apocalypso was referring to Tom Vitale, Valerie's new guy, not Ed.
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    There was a story in one of those tabloids a couple months back about Val's new boyfriend having a history of domestic violence. I hope it was untrue.

    It seems like she and Ed are still very good friends.
    'Old Van Halen, when I was in it-classic Van Halen-makes you wanna drink, dance and screw, right? And the new Van Halen encourages you to drink milk, drive a Nissan and have a relationship.' - David Lee Roth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece View Post
    I've seen guy's smaller than EVH knock ppl out. You gotta watch those little guys.
    yup

 

 

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