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    Default Dave and Van Halen: Perfect Match!!!

    Dave and Van Halen are perfect together.
    Neither of them like to:

    1. Make Albums
    2. Write Songs
    3. Tour
    4. Communicate with Fans
    5. Update Websites
    6. Show up in Public
    7. Do anything to keep their fans happy



    Sammy and Mike are Perfect together.
    They both like to:

    1. Make Albums
    2. Write Songs
    3. Tour
    4. Communicate with Fans
    5. Update Websites
    6. Show up in Public
    7. Do everything to keep their fans happy

    Last edited by F'nRockstar; 07.24.07 at 08:01 AM.
    Lets just throw a pound of weed in the fire place, f@#% it!

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    This one's gonna have a short life.
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    It's like waiting to watch a building implosion....
    Sings like a bird. Rocks like a pig.

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    A bit of a rant...I know.
    Lets just throw a pound of weed in the fire place, f@#% it!

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    Ding. Round One.

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    A few things in the first set aren't correct but we're not going to get into that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Brett View Post
    This one's gonna have a short life.
    Nice one, Brett.

    And I like how everyone followed with the same tone. I might have to print this and put it on my fridge.
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    Tonight's forecast... Dark... with brightly scattered light in the morning!!
    Woke up this mornin, got Blue Moon in your eyes...
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    "..and justice for all" is a great album
    Be ready for my new amp "III OSIS" produced by H^3 in stores soon [that was funny in 2006]

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    Where's Mike?
    Sammy did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
    Michael did the impossible. He made Van Halen better. Deal with it.
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    Q: who was the biggest douche that you have worked with?

    A: Eddie Van Halen hands down he threatened all the stage hands that if we wernt all pushed to the side when he got off stage that he would "bash our faces in"

    Now the new David-Lee-Roth-Van Halen album, “Tokyo Dome In Concert,” is available for purchase, and it’s super, super, super, super, super, super, crazy bad. - Doug Elfman

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    When I was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. He lived in a cave outside of town. Every day, after school, all of us kids would run over to his cave and play, and every now and then he would eat one of us. It wasn't until we got older that we realized Uncle caveman was a bear.

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    No way another Sam and Mike are the best guys in the world, Dave and Ed are pricks thread. Please start 10 more of these pleeeeeeeaaaaaase
    "Once believed,Can't ever loose faith."

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    Incidentally, Dave does tour and I'm sure he would be happy to release albums if he thought anyone would buy them. He's not really like VH in that way.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    When I was a kid, my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. He lived in a cave outside of town. Every day, after school, all of us kids would run over to his cave and play, and every now and then he would eat one of us. It wasn't until we got older that we realized Uncle caveman was a bear.
    I poured salt on a very large slug the other day......

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    My dog got caught doing the cat again.

 

 

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