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    I'm going to assersinate you

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    Yet another email scam making the rounds...


    I wish to inform you that your destiny lies in your hands now. You don't know me and can never know/see me in your lif time.

    A contract of $90,000.00 has been signed for me to assersinate you in the next few days, and as you are reading this email, me men are monitoring you and scattered aroung, even from the hospital. Your lines are been monitored and any attempt to contact the police will be the signing of your death warrant yourself.

    Having investigated your person for the past few days, I have come to realize that we are being contracted due to selfish interest by our boss to eliminate you. So if you co-operate with me, I will send back the hands of death to the person that wishes you death.

    You should remain calm and only accept my offer, then I will allow you to live and your enemy dead. But if you make any attempt to reveal this to a third party, will be a breach of trust that will leave me with no choice than to send the bullets into your brains.

    Get back to me immediately by email: imsumafians@yahoo.com

    I will inform you of my negotiation rules.

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    Did you get this or just read about it?
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    now i reed it. im fukd to. i hope hill alow me to make pamints.
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    LL found the guy...He is a psycho kiila.....











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    Quote Originally Posted by JCJanko View Post
    Did you get this or just read about it?
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    wish to inform you that your destiny lies in your hands now. You don't know me and can never know/see me in your lif time.

    A contract of $90,000.00 has been signed for me to assersinate you in the next few days, and as you are reading this email, me men are monitoring you and scattered aroung, even from the hospital. Your lines are been monitored and any attempt to contact the police will be the signing of your death warrant yourself.

    Having investigated your person for the past few days, I have come to realize that we are being contracted due to selfish interest by our boss to eliminate you. So if you co-operate with me, I will send back the hands of death to the person that wishes you death.

    You should remain calm and only accept my offer, then I will allow you to live and your enemy dead. But if you make any attempt to reveal this to a third party, will be a breach of trust that will leave me with no choice than to send the bullets into your brains.

    Get back to me immediately by email: imsumafians@yahoo.com

    I will inform you of my negotiation rules.

    Your friend/killer

    Dear friend/killer,

    I know that you asked me not to reveal this poorly worded letter to a 3rd party but I'm affraid that you've put me in a pickle. You see, I don't have $90,000, so I called my friend to ask him if he had any money that he could loan me. He said that he didn't have that much money because the US Army doesn't pay all that well, even for the men who are in Special Forces. My friend serves with the 10th Special Forces group. Anyway, I accidently told him why I needed the money and he got upset and said that you are probably a terrorist and I tried to tell him that you were just a hitman but he didn't believe me.

    So anyway, now there's this big strike force on it's way to the town that you live in and they pretty much plan on killing everyone there.

    I apologize for the inconvenience.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    Dear friend/killer,



    So anyway, now there's this big strike force on it's way to the town that you live in and they pretty much plan on killing everyone there.

    I apologize for the inconvenience.

    Axxman.
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