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    Default Wal-Mart To Sell Jesus, Religious Action Figures

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    420 Stores Will Carry Line Of Faith-Based Toys

    POSTED: 6:44 am EDT July 16, 2007
    UPDATED: 10:21 am EDT July 16, 2007

    For the first time, the world's largest retailer, Wal-Mart will sell a line of religious toys, according to a WKMG-TV report.

    More than 420 Wal-Mart stores nationwide will begin carrying the faith-based toys that include Jesus and Samson action figures.

    Only about one-sixth of stores will carry the toys.

    A Wal-Mart representative told USA Today that stores that sell a lot of Bibles will carry the new line.

    The toys are produced by One2believe.

    The company targets parents who would rather their children play with the faith-based toys rather toys rather than other super hero action figures, the report said.

    The items will likely go on sale early next month.


    Gotta have the Jesus with the kung foo grip! Holy water/wine sold separately!

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    SpiderJesus, SpiderJesus does everything a SpiderJesus can...
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    SpiderJesus, SpiderJesus does everything a SpiderJesus can...


    Lol...Ah man....

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    What's next?


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    http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4DKx0xtFyU

    Note: I'm making fun of the whole "Jesus Junk/Holy Hardware" scam of making a buck off the name of Jesus. I'm not making fun of Jesus (*looks nervously at the skies for signs of lightning...) so you religious nuts need not flame me...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Genghis_John View Post
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4DKx0xtFyU

    Note: I'm making fun of the whole "Jesus Junk/Holy Hardware" scam of making a buck off the name of Jesus. I'm not making fun of Jesus (*looks nervously at the skies for signs of lightning...) so you religious nuts need not flame me...

    Cross not included...

    The kids head blew up when he opened the ark like in Indiana Jones..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Genghis_John View Post
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4DKx0xtFyU

    Note: I'm making fun of the whole "Jesus Junk/Holy Hardware" scam of making a buck off the name of Jesus. I'm not making fun of Jesus (*looks nervously at the skies for signs of lightning...) so you religious nuts need not flame me...
    I like to think that God has a sense of humor and I think even Jesus would get a chuckle out of that...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Nice job digging that up. One of my favorite moments from that show
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    I'm willing to trade my "Feet-washing Jesus" for a "Water-into-Wine Jesus" Any takers?
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    I got the Jesus action figure for my birthday and I returned it to Wal Mart for cash.

    Three days later it came back.

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    I will be that same rip-off as the Justice League action figures.

    Sure, you'll be able to find Jesus and Judas everywhere but good luck finding Bartholomew. You'll have to spend 10 times more for him on e-Bay. Same thing with the limitied edition "Risen Jesus", who's got short hair and is clean cut, good luck getting that one.

    Then some kid is going to drown while trying to make Jesus walk on water, so they'll have to put warning stickers on the box.

    Then they'll make a Temple playset, with money changer booths for the Jesus action figure to trash.

    The Pilot figure will feature 'Hand washing action!".

    Somehow, the Jesus and the Apostles will end up battling Cobra and the Decepticons.

    Although Jesus walked everywhere, the toy line will eventually feature vehicles such as the sporty "Trinity Cruiser", the 'Salvation Cycle" and the all terrain "Righteous Mobile" (complete with Matza Launcher).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    You know that the eyes of the Jesus action figure will follow you everywhere you go.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bullwinkle View Post
    I got the Jesus action figure for my birthday and I returned it to Wal Mart for cash.

    Three days later it came back.
    LOL NICE! very nice!!!!
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