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    Should be interesting.
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    I'll just wait for the Lifetime movie.
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    Lifetime

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    "My husband drank too much and was out on the road....thanks that will be 19.95... catch me on the view "
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    Quote Originally Posted by SuckaInA3Piece View Post
    Should be interesting.
    I'd give it a read...
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    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
    - graeme on the addiction to this place.

    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
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    Quote Originally Posted by sixstring View Post
    I'd give it a read...
    Not sure how many stories I can read about Ed crying himself to sleep at night. I'll just get the details here, cuz I know one of you guys/gals will buy it.
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    "buy" it? no.
    read it? yes...
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    I'm waiting for somebody to post chapter six here..
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    Chapter One:
    We met it was love at first sight. Of course he was high on coke and girls were all over him and he they, but I figured what the hell I'll marry him.
    Chapter Two: He loves his music more than me.

    Chapter Three: He loves his music more than me. Now we have a little Eddie, I wonder if he knows. Oh god I am getting FAT.

    Chapter Four: Dave's out Sammy's in he is now in love with Sammy.

    Chapter Five Sammy is out Dave is in, no wait he's out now some gay guy is in.

    Chapter Six: Eddie hasn't left his studio in years, I wonder when he'll figure out that I left him.
    Chapter Seven: It's 2004 Sammy's in, kind of, Mike is out doesn't know it yet. Eddie finally realized I was gone. He watches too much porn now.

    Chapter Eight: Sammy's out Dave is in, I'm losing weight, Eddie lost his mind.
    I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sickman View Post
    Chapter One:
    We met it was love at first sight. Of course he was high on coke and girls were all over him and he they, but I figured what the hell I'll marry him.
    Chapter Two: He loves his music more than me.

    Chapter Three: He loves his music more than me. Now we have a little Eddie, I wonder if he knows. Oh god I am getting FAT.

    Chapter Four: Dave's out Sammy's in he is now in love with Sammy.

    Chapter Five Sammy is out Dave is in, no wait he's out now some gay guy is in.

    Chapter Six: Eddie hasn't left his studio in years, I wonder when he'll figure out that I left him.
    Chapter Seven: It's 2004 Sammy's in, kind of, Mike is out doesn't know it yet. Eddie finally realized I was gone. He watches too much porn now.

    Chapter Eight: Sammy's out Dave is in, I'm losing weight, Eddie lost his mind.

    LMAO!!!!
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    Sickman, I almost snorted coffe out of my nose while reading that post. I'm still laughing my ass off.

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    i guess it isn't just ed trying to make a buck wherever possible

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    she already re married ?
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    Ah hahahahhaha....


    Oh they're so screwed...say bye-bye to Eddie going out in public "sans Uzi" once this comes out, IMHO. This will also open the floodgates for other people with tertiary connections to the band to start writing books.

    I doubt he'll sue Val... and if he lets a damaging book go uncontested..well; whatever dirt Val doesn't drop will get dropped by the soft parade of parasites and vampires who used to be lightmen back in the day writing THEIR little books.

    Funny, me and Brett used to talk about the day she'd finally do it...I really thought there was a part of her that never would.

    Heh. This'll be cool.

    "Poor Ed".

 

 

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