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    Local S. Fla Newscaster "Pole Dances"...

    Times are hard at our local CBS affiliate channel 4...the most popular newscaster Maggie Rodriguez (fans of CBS's JAG, think of Catherine Bell) has departed for greener pastures and the station's "The sky is falling/scare the shit out of the locals" brand of hurricane coverage isn't currently in use (no storms).

    So, with one eye on plummeting ratings and the other on the remarkably spectacular cleavage of "lite-news" anchor Trina Robinson, the following was born: "Pole Fitness".

    Titilating, spurious, sexual exploitation in the guise of a news-story? Perhaps. Yet to local perverts like myself, the sight of the spandex-clad, astoundingly endowed Robinson cavorting on a stripper's pole was quite refreshing, as well as downright...errr...uplifting.

    You be the judge...
    http://video.nbc6.net/player/?id=125212#videoid=127192
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Times are hard at our local CBS affiliate channel 4...the most popular newscaster Maggie Rodriguez (fans of CBS's JAG, think of Catherine Bell) has departed for greener pastures and the station's "The sky is falling/scare the shit out of the locals" brand of hurricane coverage isn't currently in use (no storms).

    So, with one eye on plummeting ratings and the other on the remarkably spectacular cleavage of "lite-news" anchor Trina Robinson, the following was born: "Pole Fitness".

    Titilating, spurious, sexual exploitation in the guise of a news-story? Perhaps. Yet to local perverts like myself, the sight of the spandex-clad, astoundingly endowed Robinson cavorting on a stripper's pole was quite refreshing, as well as downright...errr...uplifting.

    You be the judge...
    http://video.nbc6.net/player/?id=125212#videoid=127192
    that newscaster is nasty.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_atomic_punks_rule View Post
    that newscaster is nasty.
    Like you've actually had a single experience with any woman, in order to offer an opinion.
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    Ha ha. Isn't this basically what news has become - a half-assed pole waxing.

    That said, she is attractive. But the latina behind the desk is more my
    speed. Not a big fan of the fake hair. And sometimes women are hotter
    with their clothes on. *And now for yet another gratuitous Thai anecdote*
    It's like some of the go-go bars I patronized in Pataya. The strippers
    had such jaded and tired expressions, just standing around with their
    tits out, that I actually found myself lusting after the fully-clothed
    non-pros casually having a good time. Call me crazy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Like you've actually had a single experience with any woman, in order to offer an opinion.
    Um ok. I'd put mine up against your any day. Look loser, I am not the one admittedly getting off to this shit, and then posting on a forum. Think about it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_atomic_punks_rule View Post
    Um ok. I'd put mine up against your any day. Look loser, I am not the one admittedly getting off to this shit, and then posting on a forum. Think about it.
    Wow. Well, following your advice, I indeed did think about it. Having done so, I must state that you obviously are touchy about the subject, judging from your reaction to what was clearly intended as a joke (hence the smilies). Yup, you've certainly made a point there.
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