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    Good Enough Dont disturb my Paradise's Avatar
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    Favorite VH Album

    5150. F.U.C.K
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    5150. Summer nights.
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    Default The real reason why the tours on!!!!

    The reason the tour is now going ahead is because Wolfie is 16 and his car drivers license. I knew it all along. Its all well and truly set up.
    Heres why-
    Eddie maybe sober but the stress on being on the road again and pre-show nerves will get the better of him.
    The tour wont last 10 shows. People will start walking out and the tour will lose money.
    Eddie will get so wasted, that he passes out after every show and they need Dave to do mouth to mouth on him to breath him back to life cause they cant afford doctors, and ofcourse Dave has had ambulance experience.

    They'll lose all the tour personell because of the loss of money which will leave a drunk Eddie, Dave giving him mouth to mouth, Alex with a dummy in his mouth and Wolfie at the steering wheel of the touring Van on the way home because hes too young to drink.

    I KNEW IT MADE SENSE!!!!
    What is understood need not be discussed

    "Dont disturb my paradise. I've asked you once. I've asked you nice" - "SERIOUS JU JU"

    "I am in a blissful state. Dont bug me!!!" - Richard Dreyfuss "The Goodbye girl" 1977

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    Good Enough vhrocker's Avatar
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    Favorite VH Album

    The one I'm listenin' to.
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    Can't pick just one
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    ALEX IS GOD!!!

    I've been doin' this for 'bout 20 years now, and I'll tell ya, to this day I still don't know the right drumstick from the left drumstick -Alex Van Halen


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    Pope Of Greenwich Village SuckaInA3Piece's Avatar
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    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen II
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    Drop Dead Legs
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    08.28.17 @ 03:27 PM
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    Funny. Going to close this up. Feel free to join in one of the open threads about the tour.
    "It's always a Catch-22 situation. They hate you if you're the same, and they hate you if you're different."
    ~Eddie Van Halen~

    "The perfect woman has an IQ of 150, wants to make love until 4 in the morning, and then turns into a pizza."
    ~David Lee Roth~

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