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    Sinner's Swing! InTheBeginning's Avatar
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    Default The 10 Commandments of Driving

    The Vatican released the 10 Commandments of Driving today. Shall we add our own??

    1. You shall not kill.

    2. The road shall be for you a means of communion between people and not of mortal harm.

    3. Courtesy, uprightness and prudence will help you deal with unforeseen events.

    4. Be charitable and help your neighbor in need, especially victims of accidents.

    5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.

    6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

    7. Support the families of accident victims.

    8. Bring guilty motorists and their victims together, at the appropriate time, so that they can undergo the liberating experience of forgiveness.

    9. On the road, protect the more vulnerable party.

    10. Feel responsible toward others.


    - Thou shall not speaketh on your cell phone whilst driving.
    - Ye shall stay in the right lane except to passeth.
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    11 ) thou shalt flippeth off any shithead who cutteth ye off in traffic.
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post
    5. Cars shall not be for you an expression of power and domination, and an occasion of sin.
    guilty as charged!
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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post

    6. Charitably convince the young and not so young not to drive when they are not in a fitting condition to do so.

    Hee, hee "charitably".

    Does "Charitably" include taking the keys away from the drunk bozo and shoving them up his ass?

    Just wondering. I'd hate to go against the Vatican's wishes.

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    If ye driveth slow on the freeway, ye shalt do so in the right lane, or the Lord thy God shalt smite thy ass into oblivion.
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    They came up with this? Give me a break.
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    Keepeth both hands on the wheel, as if they've been nailed there.

    Use thy mirrors and checketh them frequently.

    God will save your soul, seat-belts will save your ass.
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    Thou shall keep all windows up and locked out when experiencing disturbingly rancid flatulence,to remind others in vehicle who is in control and deter backseat drivers.


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    11. Stayeth the hell outta my way!

 

 

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