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    Default Drinks as personality pointers

    Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks (and how you approach them if you're interested in them). Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

    Girl Drinks

    Drink: Beer
    Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink: Blender Drinks
    Personality: Flaky, annoying; a pain in the ass.
    Your Approach: Avoid her, unless you want to be her cabin boy.

    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.

    Drink: Wine - (does not include white zinfandel, see below)
    Personality: Conservative and classy, sophisticated.
    Your Approach: Tell her you wish Reagan had had four more years... Alzheimer's and term limits be damned.

    Drink: White Zin
    Personality: Easy; thinks she is classy and sophisticated, actually has no clue.
    Your approach: Make her feel smarter than she is...

    Drink: Shots
    Personality: Hanging with frat-boy pals or looking to get drunk... and naked.
    Your Approach: Easiest hit in the joint. Nothing to do but wait.

    Guy Drinks

    Then there is the male addendum .... The deal with guys is, as always, very simple and clear cut.

    Domestic Beer: He's poor and wants to get laid.

    Imported Beer: He likes good beer and wants to get laid.

    Wine: He's hoping that the wine thing will give him a sophisticated image to help him get laid.

    Whiskey: He doesn't give two shits about anything but getting laid.

    Tequila: Fuck off, I'm screwing something tonight.

    White Zin: He's gay.
    ALEX IS GOD!!!

    I've been doin' this for 'bout 20 years now, and I'll tell ya, to this day I still don't know the right drumstick from the left drumstick -Alex Van Halen


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    [QUOTE=vhrocker;790979]Seven New York City bartenders were asked if they could nail a woman's personality based on what she drinks (and how you approach them if you're interested in them). Though interviewed separately, they concurred on almost all counts. The results:

    Girl Drinks

    Drink: Beer
    Personality: Casual, low-maintenance; down to earth.
    Your Approach: Challenge her to a game of pool.

    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink./QUOTE]



    Lol

    I agree 100%. This describes me completely.

    One thing, I don't consider myself older.
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    Quote Originally Posted by vhrocker View Post

    Drink: Mixed Drinks
    Personality: Older, has picky taste; knows what she wants.
    Your Approach: You won't have to approach her. She'll send YOU a drink.
    Classic! There is a lot to be said for growing up and knowing what you want. You cut through all the BS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loveevhsince79 View Post
    You cut through all the BS.


    Yes, you do. I'm glad that I know what I want. God knows I had to go through a lot to get there, but at least I made it.

 

 

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