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    "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

    10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

    1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
    2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.
    3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
    4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
    5. You're using your cell phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-"
    6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
    7. Everyone seems to have landed here from "outer space".
    8. Your not as nice as you used to be and you used to be a witch.
    9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
    10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

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    If all of you men are not too intimidated, make up your own list, topic or whatever. Just consider it a challenge, if you're not too afraid to try.

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    10 reasons, u know u r masturbating too much:
    10. You're going blind
    9. You're growing hair on your palms
    8. You go through a bottle of lotion in 3 days.
    7. You are shooting blanks
    6. You are beginning to get carpel tunnel
    5. You are developing callisis on your hand
    4. You are getting callisis on your..... nevermind
    3. You make a candle lit dinner for yourself

    2. You cancel your friday night plans to be alone with yourself
    1. You start talking dirty to your hand.

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    Quote Originally Posted by vhwithroththereturn View Post
    10 reasons, u know u r masturbating too much:
    10. You're going blind
    9. You're growing hair on your palms
    8. You go through a bottle of lotion in 3 days.
    7. You are shooting blanks
    6. You are beginning to get carpel tunnel
    5. You are developing callisis on your hand
    4. You are getting callisis on your..... nevermind
    3. You make a candle lit dinner for yourself

    2. You cancel your friday night plans to be alone with yourself
    1. You start talking dirty to your hand.

    "calluses"

    if you're gonna do it so much ya oughta know how to spell it.
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    "Edward?.....thank ya." ~ Could This Be Magic

    "The attitude is we live and let live. This is actually an amazing change in values in a rather short time and it's an example of freedom from religion."
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    Quote Originally Posted by eden View Post
    "calluses"

    if you're gonna do it so much ya oughta know how to spell it.
    LOL

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    Kimmie,,wanna add anything to this one?

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    well, in case she doesn't, let me just say this:


    KIMMIE, KIMMIE, KIMMIE..............YAY, YAY, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by vhwithroththereturn View Post
    Kimmie,,wanna add anything to this one?

    Lol chafing

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    Quote Originally Posted by eden View Post
    well, in case she doesn't, let me just say this:


    KIMMIE, KIMMIE, KIMMIE..............YAY, YAY, YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Right back at ya girl!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kimmie5150 View Post
    Lol chafing
    I forgot that one! lol

 

 

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