Follow us on...
Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Facebook Watch us on YouTube
Register
Results 1 to 3 of 3
  1. #1
    Atomic Punk
    Join Date
    12.25.01
    Age
    53
    Location
    Carmel, Ca
    Posts
    7,954
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    You\'re Kidding,right?
    Last Online

    05.31.14 @ 08:17 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default I See A Possible Spiderman Marketing Tie In Here

    Evidently, the Chilean Black Widow Spider's bite causes involuntary erections in healthy men:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762...5773?GT1=10109

    It also causes erections that last for days and involuntary ejaculations.

    That is if it doesn't also kill you.
    "Nothing is ever what it seems but everything is exactly what it is." - B. Banzai


    My Blog:

    http://axxman300tool.blogspot.com/

    http://www.myspace.com/axxman300

  2. #2
    Sinner's Swing! InTheBeginning's Avatar
    Join Date
    06.12.04
    Age
    51
    Location
    In a van down by the river
    Posts
    3,182
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen/5150
    Favorite VH Song

    RWTD/BoBW
    Last Online

    07.20.17 @ 05:17 PM
    Likes
    27
    Liked 76 Times in 30 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    Evidently, the Chilean Black Widow Spider's bite causes involuntary erections in healthy men:

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/18984762...5773?GT1=10109

    It also causes erections that last for days and involuntary ejaculations.

    That is if it doesn't also kill you.

    Once Bitten...Not Shy
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

  3. #3
    Atomic Punk chefcraig's Avatar
    Join Date
    06.01.02
    Location
    A Confederacy of Dunces
    Posts
    19,370
    Last Online

    03.07.10 @ 06:18 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 10 Times in 9 Posts

    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post
    Once Bitten...Not Shy
    Actually, the phrase is "Once Bitten, Twice Shy".

    Yup, the idea of the "rock-hard", perpetual boner is quite the memory for many dudes my age. The problem with it is the notion of needing to perform a hand-stand when one wishes to pee into the toilet. Not only is this highly awkward and uncomfortable, the very real possibility of pissing upon one's own face is made remarkably self-evident.
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
    George Bernard Shaw

 

 

Similar Threads

  1. VH Insane Marketing Strategies
    By VH-ASF in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 9
    Last Post: 01.30.07, 07:20 PM
  2. Eddie.. G3.. Legends.. Marketing.. Etc........
    By Rocket in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 02.17.02, 03:26 AM
  3. VH Marketing Ideas
    By SgtSchultz in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 01.10.02, 06:36 AM
  4. marketing, spin mag, gateway
    By lefthandtapper in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 3
    Last Post: 08.30.00, 06:50 AM
  5. marketing, spin mag, gateway
    By lefthandtapper in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 2
    Last Post: 08.27.00, 07:50 PM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •