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    Default Cat-Sized Rats On The Loose? It's Gotta Be Florida

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    Same thing happened in Boston when they started the Big Dig over 20 years ago. While some were seen almost as big as cats, the real story was how many there were.

    The project received approval from state environmental agencies in 1991, after satisfying concerns including release of toxins by the excavation and the possibility of disrupting the homes of millions of rats, causing them to roam the streets of Boston in search of new housing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    http://www.reuters.com/article/oddly...ype=RSS&rpc=22


    What the hell is going on down there?
    God is punishing them - Old Testament plague style - for fucking up the 2000 election
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    C'mon, FORD... Everyone knows God is on Bush's side...
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    God is punishing them - Old Testament plague style - for fucking up the 2000 election
    I tip my hat to you Ford. Even quicker than usual.
    A man could lose himself in a country like this.

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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge View Post
    C'mon, FORD... Everyone knows God is on Bush's side...
    umm...no, Bush is a Godless fuck who deserves to rot in the bowels of hell.


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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    God is punishing them - Old Testament plague style - for fucking up the 2000 election
    Even Al would agree that distinction goes to Tennessee.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca View Post
    umm...no, Bush is a Godless fuck who deserves to rot in the bowels of hell.
    Only if Jimmy Carter's sitting right next to him.

    Talk about rats...
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    Unlike the wood rats, the Gambian rats "don't have any real friends, that we can tell,"

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    What's most annoying is the fact that a typical South Florida dumb-fuck was breeding them, got tired of the practice, thusly allowing them to escape.

    This is fairly common here, as one get's used to it by donating elderly relatives to condos.

    Swell...now rodents big enough to strap a saddle on are running amuck. With any luck, they'll take out some of my neighbors.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Down In Flames View Post
    Only if Jimmy Carter's sitting right next to him.

    Talk about rats...
    If Jimmy Carter is "godless" then Hell's gonna be a bit overcrowded, because I don't think anyone's left to go the other direction.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    What's most annoying is the fact that a typical South Florida dumb-fuck was breeding them, got tired of the practice, thusly allowing them to escape.

    This is fairly common here, as one get's used to it by donating elderly relatives to condos.

    Swell...now rodents big enough to strap a saddle on are running amuck. With any luck, they'll take out some of my neighbors.
    I was flipping through the channels a few nights back and I come across Venom 911 on the Animal Planet. They've got this guy who was in the hospital for over a month and had perminent organ damage. I'm thinking he was in Africa or Australia and then they say he's at a FLORIDA hospital, so I'm trying to guess what the hell bit him: Eastern Diamondback? Coral Snake? Cotton Mouth? Copper Head? Nope, noe of those. The fuckhead had been bitten by his PET BLACK MAMBA, which he still has kept since the "Accident".

    My brother just shook his head and says "Fffffffflorida".
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    My brother just shook his head and says "Fffffffflorida".
    Or the more common "Floriduh".

    The quote from Dante regarding the sign over the gates of hell should be on our license plates as a state slogan: "All hope abandon, ye who enter here."
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    If Jimmy Carter is "godless" then Hell's gonna be a bit overcrowded, because I don't think anyone's left to go the other direction.
    If Jimmy Carter makes it to heaven I'll personally recrucify Jesus... Though, I'd likely have to break in to do it.
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