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    NEE and Tania provide blowjobs (Services) to those who request them,

    NEE is an impartial protest movement running for senate in the Belgian elections of June 10th 2007.

    In the past few days a certain news item has become enormously popular on the internet. A news item that has come from Belgium and that has quickly received international media attention, though it is being ignored completely by all Belgian media. It is this news item that has led us to a shocking discovery…

    We are a group of 6 young people, running for Senate in Belgium. Our intention is to implement a new system that allows voters to not only elect, but also fire politicians. Because we have no budget, our campaign activity takes place on the internet only. Against all odds, our latest online satirical stunt became immensely popular all over the world… except in Belgium. Quite peculiar but nothing to be alarmed about we thought, until an anonymous reporter contacted us with the following message:

    “We are well aware of the international hype, but we are not allowed to report on it. All Belgian media is under strict political control and we have to stick to the agreements. I disagree with the way things are done and I'm sorry for you guys.”

    For those who don’t know: Belgium is part of the European Union and is considered to be a democracy. It seems that by pure coincidence we have discovered that Belgium is actually a totalitarian regime that makes secret ‘agreements’ with the media.

    With your help, we can address this issue internationally. We can spread the word and send a very clear message to all countries: freedom of speech is absolute on the internet, and for any attempt to fake democracy and manipulate us on such a scale, we will make sure everyone sees through your lies.

    "I will give 40,000 blowjobs to anyone who requests one on this page.", Tania Derveaux
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    NEE and Tania provide blowjobs (Services) to those who request them, subject to the following Terms of Service ("TOS"). Your use of the Services in whole or in part constitutes your binding acceptance of these TOS. If you do not agree to these TOS, you should not use the Services. Some Services may be subject to additional posted rules, policies and terms. When you use those Services, you and Tania shall be subject to those additional conditions, which are incorporated by reference into these TOS (and, consequently, form part of your agreement with us).

    2. Description of Services
    The Services consist of Tania performing fellatio on selected individuals who have requested the Services through this form. Travel and other expenses will be covered by NEE. Any sort of recording (video, audio or photographs) of the performance is strictly prohibited without written permission. We adhere to high standards of service but due to time limitations each performance can last no longer than 5 minutes, no exceptions will be made under any circumstance.

    3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
    Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
    • applicants must be 18yrs old or above
    • condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
    • the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
    • any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service
    • Tania may deny service for hygiene reasons
    Last edited by voivod; 05.16.07 at 06:04 PM.
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    At least she's willing to blow her constituents, rather than corporations.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    At least she's willing to blow her constituents, rather than corporations.
    "Watch what people are cynical about, and one can often discover what they lack.” -- Gen. George S. Patton

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    At least she's willing to blow her constituents, rather than corporations.
    Or Hollywood.

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    LMFAO...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Red View Post
    Or Hollywood.
    Leave Fred Thompson out of this!
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Leave Fred Thompson out of this!
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    That's weird, usually the constituents get fucked!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy812 View Post
    That's weird, usually the constituents get fucked!
    In the ass! I wonder if Hillary woul.......Naaaa!
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    3. General Requirements and Rules of Conduct
    Services will only be provided to those who meet the following requirements:
    • applicants must be 18yrs old or above
    • condoms must be used and provided and paid for by the user
    • the user shall not engage in any other form of physical contact
    • any attempt to influence the depth of insertion by the user will result in immediate end of service
    • Performer may deny service for hygiene reasons

    Shit. This looks exactly like something my first ex-wife made me sign before we got married.
    "The reasonable man adapts himself to the world; the unreasonable one persists in trying to adapt the world to himself. Therefore, all progress depends on the unreasonable man."
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Shit. This looks exactly like something my first ex-wife made me sign before we got married.
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