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    Default Cop Steals Pot, Makes Brownies, Calls 911

    DEARBORN, Mich. (AP) - A police officer in this Detroit suburb was allowed to resign after admitting he took marijuana from criminal suspects and, with his wife, baked it into brownies.

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    The department's decision not to prosecute former Cpl. Edward Sanchez left a bad taste in the mouth of at least one city official, who vowed to investigate.

    "If you're a cop and you're arresting people and you're confiscating the marijuana and keeping it yourself, that's bad. That's real bad," City Councilman Doug Thomas told the Detroit Free Press for a story Thursday.

    "That's like apprehending a bank robber and keeping some of the money for yourself."

    The newspaper said Sanchez, who resigned last year, declined to comment Wednesday.

    Police Cmdr. Jeff Geisinger left a phone message with a Detroit television station saying Sanchez resigned during an internal investigation. Geisinger did not return subsequent calls asking why Sanchez was not prosecuted.

    The department's investigation began with a 911 call from Sanchez's home on April 21, 2006. On a 5-inute tape of the call, obtained by the Free Press under the Michigan Freedom of Information Act, Sanchez told an emergency dispatcher he thought he and his wife were overdosing on marijuana.

    "I think we're dying," he said. "We made brownies and I think we're dead, I really do."

    Sanchez later told police investigators that his wife took the marijuana out of his police vehicle while he was sleeping. In a subsequent interview, he admitted he got the marijuana out of the car himself, put it in the brownie mix and ate the brownies.
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    Those were some good brownies!
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    Fuckin' rookie...

    I see people that don't smoke who either eat cookies or brownies and get way too fucked up... It's definitely a different type of high all together...
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    Hahahaha! See now, cops are just as dumb as the stoners.

    Just fucking legalize it already. They know they want to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge View Post
    Fuckin' rookie...

    I see people that don't smoke who either eat cookies or brownies and get way too fucked up... It's definitely a different type of high all together...


    Exactly....a rookie.....

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    They burned the stash they had!

    Don't think I'd want a "cop" like that protecting me. They need to make an example of him. I mean if he wants to be stupid, pay the price like everybody else.
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    Tsk, tsk....DIRTY SANCHEZ !!!

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    [QUOTE=Kevy5150;778728]Hahahaha! See now, cops are just as dumb as the stoners.



    Most of em are, don't cha think?

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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge View Post
    Fuckin' rookie...

    I see people that don't smoke who either eat cookies or brownies and get way too fucked up... It's definitely a different type of high all together...

    A fellow linker supplied me with some special chocolate at one point. My high only lasted about maybe 45 min. Either it was weak stuff or my body is so riddled from booze that weed just plain doesnt get me like i thought it would. I don't smoke (anything) so I guess my vice will remain the sauce or maybe I just need to get better candy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LowLifeFlatHeadScum View Post
    A fellow linker supplied me with some special chocolate at one point. My high only lasted about maybe 45 min. Either it was weak stuff or my body is so riddled from booze that weed just plain doesnt get me like i thought it would. I don't smoke (anything) so I guess my vice will remain the sauce or maybe I just need to get better candy.
    Yeah eating it is lame, it's just too difficult to gauge.

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