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    Default Juveniles drink bleach to pass drug test

    Officials: 3 Baldwin County juveniles drink bleach to mask drugs

    BAY MINETTE, Ala. (AP) Three Baldwin County juveniles reported this week that they drank bleach before taking drug tests in attempts to skew results, but authorities said drinking the liquid won't affect the test.


    "Apparently, there is a rumor going around that you can drink bleach to pass a drug test. That is simply not true," Maj. Anthony Lowery of the Baldwin County Sheriff's Office said.

    Circuit Court Judge Carmen Bosch said paramedics responded to a teen at the county courthouse who collapsed after his juvenile court hearing Wednesday afternoon.

    Bosch said the juvenile fainted because he hadn't eaten, but he told paramedics checking him out that he drank bleach earlier in the week to throw off a pending drug test.

    He said the young man, who is about 17 years old, was given food and removed from the courtroom on a gurney as a precaution. The teen was not identified because he is a minor.

    Lowery said two juveniles told their probation officer earlier this week that they consumed some bleach in to pass drug tests.

    He said the juveniles, who ultimately failed their drug tests, were transferred to the Baldwin County Regional Juvenile Detention Center.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    Officials: 3 Baldwin County juveniles drink bleach to mask drugs

    BAY MINETTE, Ala. (AP) Three Baldwin County juveniles reported this week that they drank bleach before taking drug tests in attempts to skew results, but authorities said drinking the liquid won't affect the test.


    "Apparently, there is a rumor going around that you can drink bleach to pass a drug test. That is simply not true," Maj. Anthony Lowery of the Baldwin County Sheriff's Office said.

    Circuit Court Judge Carmen Bosch said paramedics responded to a teen at the county courthouse who collapsed after his juvenile court hearing Wednesday afternoon.

    Bosch said the juvenile fainted because he hadn't eaten, but he told paramedics checking him out that he drank bleach earlier in the week to throw off a pending drug test.

    He said the young man, who is about 17 years old, was given food and removed from the courtroom on a gurney as a precaution. The teen was not identified because he is a minor.

    Lowery said two juveniles told their probation officer earlier this week that they consumed some bleach in to pass drug tests.

    He said the juveniles, who ultimately failed their drug tests, were transferred to the Baldwin County Regional Juvenile Detention Center.


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    See, they didn't drink enough bleach. You need about a gallon, sure...you will die, but you won't have to worry about any more tests and there's one less junky wasting my air.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Axxman300 View Post
    See, they didn't drink enough bleach. You need about a gallon, sure...you will die, but you won't have to worry about any more tests and there's one less junky wasting my air.
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    Officials: 3 Baldwin County juveniles drink bleach to mask drugs

    BAY MINETTE, Ala. (AP) Three Baldwin County juveniles reported this week that they drank bleach before taking drug tests in attempts to skew results, but authorities said drinking the liquid won't affect the test.


    "Apparently, there is a rumor going around that you can drink bleach to pass a drug test. That is simply not true," Maj. Anthony Lowery of the Baldwin County Sheriff's Office said.

    You couldn't pay me enough to drink bleach for any reason. Idiots.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Double Down View Post
    j/k bro, most of these stories you find are pretty interesting....keep 'em coming. Saywin's got nothing on you.
    hahaha...
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    I feel great about the future of our country with teenagers like this.

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    Just one more example of the decline of common sense in our society. Then again, if it was really "common" sense, more people would have it.
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    The bleach is no longer working on the new tests, for those you you need to chug diarrhea.

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    Quote Originally Posted by the_atomic_punks_rule View Post
    The bleach is no longer working on the new tests, for those you you need to chug diarrhea.
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    IF they still have a stomach.
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