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    Default 20 things you should know

    Don't know if this has been posted before.

    Heres a list of things you should know

    1. always take two aspirin with two large glasses of water before bed, hangovers are caused by dehydration. the headache you get is from the membrane surrounding you brain drying up.

    2.always buy ounces, quarters and eighths cost more in the long run

    3.most utility companies will extend your shutoff date by a few weeks as long as you call them,(always get the name of the person you talked to)

    4.set the cutting level a little higher during late summer, it will help your lawn stay greener during hotter, dryer weather

    5.read labels at the grocery store, MSG ( monosodium glutamate) is found in many foods and can be quite harmful to the human body.

    6. check you oil level on a regular basis, some cars (fords)will burn up to 3 quarts between oil changes. hear that ticking sound ladies?

    7.never open the door to strangers

    8. never run with sissors.

    9.never say never.

    10.always put the seat up.

    11.always leave the seat down.

    12.its the best thing to be early so you have some time to wait.

    13.never look directly at the sun

    14.always buy jewelry at a pawn shop. most jewelry stores have a 4 to 500 percent mark up. theres no such thing as a used diamond.

    15.always look at the guitars first!

    16.never submit to a breathalizer, offer to take a field sobriety test but never blow!

    17.if arrest is inevitable, shut up!

    18.dont litter, this includes boxes of kittens.

    19.take time to chew your food.

    20.dont forget to bring a towel!
    ALEX IS GOD!!!

    I've been doin' this for 'bout 20 years now, and I'll tell ya, to this day I still don't know the right drumstick from the left drumstick -Alex Van Halen


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    Never mix gin with Ny-Quill

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    good list to live by.
    VAN HALEN FOR LIFE

    Bands I've seen:

    VAN HALEN X2
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    Heaven and Hell
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    In This Moment

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve mcqueen View Post
    Never mix gin with Ny-Quill
    OH HELL NO!!!!
    ALEX IS GOD!!!

    I've been doin' this for 'bout 20 years now, and I'll tell ya, to this day I still don't know the right drumstick from the left drumstick -Alex Van Halen


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    Quote Originally Posted by steve mcqueen View Post
    Never mix gin with Ny-Quill
    Use vodka instead. Tastes a little less like ass.
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    i don't get number 2?

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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    i don't get number 2?
    You must be the only resident of Florida who doesn't. (at least outside of the gated retirement communities)
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    Quote Originally Posted by billy007 View Post
    i don't get number 2?
    Volume, billy. Buy in bulk.

    It's the reason a 2-liter Coke or Pepsi is 99 cents, and a 20-ounce is 1.29 or more.

    But I think #2 was probably referring to a specific commodity, namely, the goofyroot.

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    Where's the one about always wearing clean underwear in case of an emergency?

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    You must be the only resident of Florida who doesn't. (at least outside of the gated retirement communities)
    LOL! I'm not a toker and I knew what # 2 was about.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    You must be the only resident of Florida who doesn't. (at least outside of the gated retirement communities)
    I'm sure Chimpy's brother doesn't either...

    Okay, now I know I'm totally full of shit...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lightning Fingers View Post
    LOL! I'm not a toker and I knew what # 2 was about.
    Same here.
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    Thing about that though, is yer stuck with the same brand for the
    duration of the supply (unless u can affrd more on top of the Oz, of course),
    so it's sorta like buying food for 4 months and only getting hamburger.
    I prefer more of a potpouri, if you will, and my guy will actually cut
    me a 16th (even tho he hates me for it) so I can um, rotate the crops.
    Sure, a lil more in the long run, maybe, but I'm paying for flavor and
    I'm also quitting next week anyways, remember?
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