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    WTF?


    "In 2006 luthier Yuri Landman built the Moodswinger, a 12 string overtone guitar for Aaron Hemphill of the noiseband Liars."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electri...string_guitars
    Respects.

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    It's also a very good mousetrap and bong......

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    Do you play that with your hands, feet, or both?

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    that's one fugly geetar...
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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver View Post
    It's also a very good mousetrap and bong......
    ALEX IS GOD!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevy5150 View Post
    ... the noiseband Liars."
    Why am I not surprised to see that this was for the member of a "noiseband." I daresay that's the only sound that'll come out of that monstrosity!
    Violence is the first refuge of the incompetent.- Isaac Asimov

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    my wife wants to know "where do you hang the curtains(drapes for you americans..lol) on that thing and why does it have a butt plug attached to it?"
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    After reviewing the picture above, A&Z Guitar Repair will be glad to make a "replica" of this instrument. However, due to certain "Trademarks" involving "intelectual properties" the buttplug will need to be installed by owner.

    Also due to intellectual properties, the following colors are not available...Red, Blue, Yellow, Green, Purple, Pink, Translucent Black. Fuscia is available as standard.

    Please realize that an instrument of this quality will take time. Orders are being taken as we speak. Unfortunately, Andrew Thomas has ordered 15 pieces, so yours will have to follow his.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Kevy5150 View Post

    "In 2006 luthier Yuri Landman built the Moodswinger, a 12 string overtone guitar for Aaron Hemphill of the noiseband Liars."

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electri...string_guitars
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    Please realize that an instrument of this quality will take time. Orders are being taken as we speak. Unfortunately, Andrew Thomas has ordered 15 pieces, so yours will have to follow his.


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    i want the striped franken-version... and i want to see ed play it with a blender instead of a power drill...
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    Whammy on a string...

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    Quote Originally Posted by kissmyace View Post
    Please realize that an instrument of this quality will take time. Orders are being taken as we speak. Unfortunately, Andrew Thomas has ordered 15 pieces, so yours will have to follow his.

    Hear, hear; I about spewed my beer. Damn that was funny.

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    Let's be realistic here, folks. There's no way I would have any need for 15 of those... things. That's just an absurd, completely false rumor.

    I ordered seven.

    What? I want to do one with a humbucker and a custom finish on another.

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    That thing's got two fretboards.

    I want wood options, and a big-ass Ted Nugent/335 version.

 

 

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