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    Americans may be using less toilet paper, if Sheryl Crow has her way.

    Report: Sheryl Crow's Solutions to Global Warming
    Monday , April 23, 2007
    Americans may be using less toilet paper, if Sheryl Crow has her way.


    The singer, who is crossing the country on a biodiesel bus with producer Laurie David, proposes limiting toilet paper use as one solution to global warming, according to a Washington Post report.

    "I have spent the better part of this tour trying to come up with easy ways for us all to become a part of the solution to global warming," she wrote April 19 on the Biodiesel Bus blog, according to a report by the Washington Post. "Although my ideas are in the earliest stages of development, they are, in my mind, worth investigating."

    Her toilet paper manifesto would limit how many squares of toilet paper Americans use in a sitting.

    "Now, I don't want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required," she wrote.

    Crow also floated the idea of a removable "dining sleeve" that could replace the use of paper napkins.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...101385_pf.html
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    I'll use as much damn tp as I want Ms. Crow, thanks anyway, but no thanks!

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    what a retarded bitch. whats next? everyone stop breathing to reduce CO2 emissions?

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    Somebody needed to say this. She's right, we do use to much toilet paper. Im as guilty as anyone, I mean I only use what I need to whipe my ass but aftewards I like to rap the rest of the roll around my shoulders and torso and then jump in the shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by willy4pres View Post
    Somebody needed to say this. She's right, we do use to much toilet paper. Im as guilty as anyone, I mean I only use what I need to whipe my ass but aftewards I like to rap the rest of the roll around my shoulders and torso and then jump in the shower.
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    What the fuck ELSE are ya gonna get the shit off yer ass with?!

    I love Sheryl to death but CAHMAAHN...
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    This is obviously coming from someone who truly believes that her shit does not stink.

    ONE Square per visit? Fine Sheryl, when visiting your house, that's all I shall use. Your curtains on the other hand...
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    This is obviously coming from someone who truly believes that her shit does not stink.

    ONE Square per visit? Fine Sheryl, when visiting your house, that's all I shall use. Your curtains on the other hand...
    ROFLMAO!!!
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    "20 minutes (late to work)? Shit. Last year I woke up three weeks too late.
    My advice is to go for the alien abduction story. Look bemused, dishevelled and on the verge of tears as you recount your story of intrusive and degrading medical tests.
    Worked for me anyway. I still have colleagues asking me what it is like to fuck a green womanoid with seventeen breasts.
    Alternatively just walk in and inform everyone that alcoholism is indeed a disease and that they should be less judgemental and perhaps a little more supportive."
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    "something tells me that after the nuclear holocaust, there'll be twinkies, cockroaches, and a dave vs. sammy argument going on somewhere".
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    I would like to see her give up 90% of everything she owns to help fund cleaner running alternative fuel, then I might think about her other more "toilet paper" related ideas.

    Fuck'n please, if there is such a thing as global warming im sure it has EVERYTHING to do with the type of fuel we burn. That's great she's driving around in a tree hugger bus, but how about all those fans driving to the gig, are they? She would do more to help stop global warming if she never toured again. It would help slow down the rise of bullshit music as well, now that shit im afraid of (Every Day Is A Winding Road, no shit! Now go fuck yourself).

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    I'm about to go sit on the pot and tear it up. Too avoid the skid marks, I'm going to use as much TP as I want! How could anyone get their ass clean with just one sheet????
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    LOL, well, we could go back to the days of using a Sears Catalog so that it does double duty. Or maybe corn cobs, or leaves, you know, whatever is handy.

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    1-3 SQUARES??? FUCK,SHERYL!!! ive used up to a quarter of a roll with some of the dumps ive taken!!!
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    No doubt Sisca! I hate those 1/4 rollers!
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca View Post
    1-3 SQUARES??? FUCK,SHERYL!!! ive used up to a quarter of a roll with some of the dumps ive taken!!!
    Dude, you are killin' me!!!

    That made me laugh SO hard!!!!
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    What a dumb bitch. One square will barely cover my taint. I have a better chance of wiping properly on that mole on her face.

    What happens when you take one of those dumps where you wipe all day? If she really wants to save paper, why don't you try eliminating newspaper? NY Times would be a nice start. Thankfully in about 30 years, everybody will be reading their news on-line and there will be no need for newspaper.

    Now if she can figure out how to use those shells in Demolition Man, well I am all for it.

 

 

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