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    Default Val's new boyfriend (a history of violence)

    I just read in the (I think) Enquirer a story about court documents about Val's new boyfriend's past arrest records.
    According to the report he was charged with domistic abuse, also hitting his then 11 year daughter and beating the crap out of some other dude.

    I hope he likes being in the spotlight now that Val is back in the spotlight.
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    He better be wearing a cup!!!
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    More than likely he's a Baldwin brother.

    Christ, now we're getting info from The Enquirer. What next, smoke signals?
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post

    Christ, now we're getting info from The Enquirer. What next, smoke signals?
    It's Eddymon, bro. The Enquirer is his Holy Bible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen View Post
    It's Eddymon, bro. The Enquirer is his Holy Bible.
    Poor bastard. One can feel for his confusion at times, what with the verses changing from week to week.
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    Quote Originally Posted by wham bam will rock View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    What next, smoke signals?
    No, I think that's how we know a new pope has been chosen.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Squalen View Post
    It's Eddymon, bro. The Enquirer is his Holy Bible.
    LMFAO!

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    Yeah, but how are his guitar solos?

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    Well this is certainly disturbing, but then it is the Enquirer so it must be true. I hope Val knows whattup.
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    Quote Originally Posted by smithjc View Post
    Well this is certainly disturbing, but then it is the Enquirer so it must be true. I hope Val knows whattup.
    At the end of the brief story it mentions that Val feels that that was something in the past and is not bothered by it.

    I realize its the Enquirer, but they do have court documents (allegedly) from Arizona.
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    That's okay. The National Intruder's just as bad I hear.
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    Maybe she's starred in too many LIFETIME movies.

 

 

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