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    Atomic Punk fast98dodge's Avatar
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    Default VH meets Dr. Phil... (Satire)

    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17538360/

    Supplied without comment... for now...
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    Obviously written by a sheep
    Eat Us And Smile

    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

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    The only thing that made sense to me was Dr. Phil saying he was "As sharp as a cotton swab" on the first page. I told myself not to click on the link, but its strange what a few bottles of Blue Moon will make you do. Damn, maybe I need to talk to Dr. Phil.....or open another bottle.

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    I can't believe I read the whole thing.

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    That was...really lame
    "I respect that youre passionate about this but what your saying is complete idiocy..." - MF5150 on McDonald's "preying" on young kids.

    "He was born a human, he's a horse's ass by proxy." - It's Mike on Eddymon.

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    That wasn't EVEN right.
    ALEX IS GOD!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by FORD View Post
    Obviously written by a sheep
    What is this - RothArmy Lite? Can't you guys be yourselves and do something unique? Or do you have to follow the RothArmy code? I love Van Halen, but I hate to see people so deep into idolatry that they can't take a joke against their idol. It's not fucking blasphemy to crack a joke against Van Halen. WTF? Eddie is not Jesus, and DLR is not the Holy Ghost. Sheeesh!
    Last edited by VanHalenRocks; 03.10.07 at 08:25 AM.

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    Unchained simplerhym's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by fast98dodge View Post
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/17538360/

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    definitely some funny bits in it....DAVID-You know for the longest time I thought you were Alex VH and the other guy was Michael Anthony...reminds me of that HILARIOUS VH comic a few years back

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    I thought it was quite funny and like allot of satire, nuggets of truth are what makes satire funny.

    The VH PR machine rolls on!



    Quote Originally Posted by Red View Post
    I can't believe I read the whole thing.

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    They couldn't find a worse picture of Al to use???
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