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    Default WHORES

    I look in the mirror and see the whore that Van Halen has turned me into.

    Whores, the whole lot of us

    Thank You Van Halen for years and years and years of nothing more than WHORES in training.

    Now I'm the Bitch!

    !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Congrats on your 666th post
    Eat Us And Smile

    Welcome back, Van HALEN!!!!

    ...It's the BAND and Dave is really the cat that can front VH. He sang his ASS off and was really cool. No cheese here guys, this is filet Mignon! - Steve Lukather's comment after witnessing a Van HALEN 2007 rehearsal

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    bippity, boppity, boppity, boop
    SOME VH LINKS CLASSICS


    "Sammy is fat, Dave is bald, Mike is next in line to be the Pope, Eddie is a drunk, Wolfie is fat, Gary is gay, CVH is VH, Mike is VH, Sammy can outsing Dave on a tequilla hangover, Eddie is a meth head, How Many Say I is the worst VH song ever, Up for Breakfast is a close second, Dave was horrible at radio and everybody hates the assless chaps.
    Ok I think that covers everything." Ziggysmalls

    "I sense that some of our newer passengers may be nervous due to the sudden turbulence. Please be seated, this is simply a normal part of the periodic ride.
    I didn't say we'll get to the destination, but until Alex comes out a says what a complete waste of carbon DLR is, we're still climbing, so strap yourselves in.
    Those of you who have been on this ride before, the hottie in the mini will be around shortly with your drinks......." Red

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    "Six!, Six! Six!.....":




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    douchebagsezwha?

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    sounds like one of my old drunken rant threads
    "you can't change JMJ, it's legendary"- Brett Norton 9/24/07

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    "The links just look a little better with JMJ. Always has, always will." -Hurricane Halen 2/24/10

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    Hmm....okay. I don't see much point to this topic. So I will close this.
    Right Now you're reading my post!


    I can't stand rap....people who can't sing do rap....you can sing rebellion as well as talk it....Hitler would have been in a rap band...

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