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    If there was a Van Halen Movie... hehe

    If there was a van halen movie(yea right... maybe in a perfect world), who would you like to see... or who do you think looks like the band enough to play them in a movie. haha have a lil fun with this and post who you think would look exactly like the band. here's mine...



    Robert Plant as "Sammy Hagar 1986-1996"


    Travis Tritt as "Michael Anthony"


    Ashlee Simpson as "David Lee Roth" the early years (No offense to DLR or his fans)


    Taylor Negron as "Alex Van Halen"


    John Stamos as "Eddie Van Halen"

    and last but not least....


    Troy Gentile as "Wolfgang"
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pranker5150 View Post
    If there was a van halen movie(yea right... maybe in a perfect world), who would you like to see... or who do you think looks like the band enough to play them in a movie. haha have a lil fun with this and post who you think would look exactly like the band. here's mine...



    Robert Plant as "Sammy Hagar 1986-1996"


    Travis Tritt as "Michael Anthony"


    Ashlee Simpson as "David Lee Roth" the early years (No offense to DLR or his fans)


    Taylor Negron as "Alex Van Halen"


    John Stamos as "Eddie Van Halen"

    and last but not least....


    Troy Gentile as "Wolfgang"
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    In all honesty, I would LOVE to write a trilogy about Van Halen. The first episode would chronicle the beginning until David Lee Roth's exit. The second would be Sammy Hagar's years plus the return of David Lee Roth briefly in '96. Then, the final chapter would be Gary's arrival until the present day. This would be a killer film. But I would never do it without very close insider info (hopefully from someone in the band). I'm producing a short college film now and have already interned on an independent film and would love to eventually make this film. Any other linkers filmmakers?

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    You wanna make porn too....good for you buddy.....

    I'll send ya few clips of some sluts I know...

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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver View Post
    You wanna make porn too....good for you buddy.....

    I'll send ya few clips of some sluts I know...
    hahaha...as long as it isn't Sacred Sinn...

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    Ru Paul as Gary Cherone



    DLR, circa 2001:

    "Hey this is David Lee Roth and I promised you the news and here's the news.

    About a year ago myself and the great Van Halen band played together once or twice and it sounded amazing!

    In the following several months Edward and I, Edward Van Halen and me, David Lee Roth, created some of the most amazing, phenomenal - the hands fell off the clock ladies and gentleman and we wrote three astonishing tunes.

    That was last July (2000) and since then I haven't been up to the studio, we haven't really been in touch and we haven't made any music, but I am holding forth, I'm in the shape of my life and I got the high note - I'm ready to go.

    And I am positive for the future ladies and gentleman.

    Stay tuned and I'll tell you what the future brings..."

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    actually stock footage of cars driving off cliffs would do just fine. over. and over.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Van Halens View Post
    Ru Paul as Gary Cherone




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    Carol Channing as David Lee Roth

    yeah.......i'm still here.

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    How about Robert Downey Jr. as Edward Van Halen?

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    said it before and I'll say it again. Corey Feldman would be a killer Edward in a movie. They look the same, talk the same etc. All he'd have to do is show up. If anyone saw the Surreal Life when he was on it, you'd know what I mean.

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    Valerie could tape her tits back and play Ed! they did always say they looked alike....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Soon to be EX-fan View Post
    Carol Channing as David Lee Roth

    That's tremendous, look at carol's toe!
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    Mike Damone would be Alex! (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
    James

 

 

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