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    Default dice makin a comeback

    haha

    anyone see this on vh1?

    i hope he comes back. he's fuckin funny, end of story
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    how many comebacks is he going to make? hickory dickory dock... your moms was sucking my c-...

    hey, i'm over here now.................................. now i'm over here.............


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    Yeah I was watchin that last night. I didn't use to like him but I do now. He seems to have melowed a bit. Funny guy.

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    Dice is back?

    Un-fuckin-bahleevable.

    Actually I knew, that dude is still as funny as he ever was.
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    Yeah he needs to work on his act (he wasn't that funny last night) if he's going to fill Giants Stadium (that's his ultimate goal). He probably could if he opened for the Police.
    CNN may think my opinion matters, but you shouldn't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bsbll4 View Post
    Yeah he needs to work on his act (he wasn't that funny last night) if he's going to fill Giants Stadium (that's his ultimate goal). He probably could if he opened for the Police.
    GIANTS STADIUM?!?!?

    NOW THAT'S FUNNY!!!

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    he was funny
    then he was bitter and pissy
    then he was wierd
    then he was funny
    then he faded away
    I SURVIVED TEXAS LINKERS WEEKEND I, II, III, IV and VI and VII.barely made it to VIII time to slow down
    I musta had a broken middle finger for V
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    I saw the show yesterday, it was pretty good.

    Little boy blue. He needed the money.
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    There was an old woman, who lived in a shoe,
    she had so many kids, the Doc told her not to screw....................

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    Rub a dub dub, three men in a tub,
    Faggots have threesomes too, SO WHAT!


    Little Miss Muffet, sat on her tuffet, eating her curds and whey.
    Along came a spider, he sat down beside her and he said,
    "HEY, what's in the bowl BITCH!?"
    "Rehab is for Quitters"

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    Dice is NOT funny.

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    Those jokes were lame back in the day...He DOES have new material, yes?
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    The nursery rhymes are classic. They only take up about a 5 minute portion of his act, so I'm assuming the rest will be made up of new material.
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    Quote Originally Posted by SactoFan View Post
    Those jokes were lame back in the day...He DOES have new material, yes?
    not much... i have a copy of a comedy cd of his that came out in the last 5 years or so... same shtick, same jokes... luckily i got that cd for next to nothing...

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    Dice is one of a kind. One week in 91 or so I saw him and Van Halen in the same week. Some dude at the Dice show had a VH logo shaved in the side of his head (remember when people did that shit.) The Day the Laughter Died is the greatest comedy cd I've ever heard.
    ...AND ON THE SEVENTH DAY, GOD CREATED VAN HALEN

    VAN HALEN IS A LIFESTYLE

 

 

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