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    Default Inside Scoop on Velvet Revolver and the VH induction

    3-2-07

    In what has become the strangest scenario surrounding the induction of a band into the RRHOF, it was announced today that Velvet Revolver has replaced Kid Rock to perform for and induct legendary rock band Van Halen on March 12th in Cleveland OH.

    The strange saga began when Van Halen’s enigmatic guitar genius Eddie Van Halen called RRHOF officials requesting that Kid Rock be removed from doing the honors. Inside sources claim the Van Halen was livid after finding out that Kid Rock had presented Hank Williams Jr. with a CMA Visionary award last year. “You can’t play in two different bands and you can’t present two different artists” Van Halen told RRHOF officials. Sources say Van Halen then requested adult film star Peter North be allowed to induct his band. Van Halen was quoted as saying that “Peter North is the DeNiro of porn, it’ll be perfect.”

    After having his request denied, Van Halen threatened not to attend at all, but was persuaded to reconsider.

    When asked to comment on the situation, Kid Rock would only say that “He was a great admirer of North’s work as well”, and could “understand why Eddie would want him to do the honors”.

    It’s not known what Eddie’s feelings regarding Velvet Revolver are, but guitarist Slash was quoted as saying “Who knows what the hell will happen. It’s Van Halen, and you better believe I’ll be wearing a cup.”


    Just thought we could all use a laugh after the roller coaster ride the last few weeks. Just a little idea I had. Hope everyone enjoys my little joke.
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    i think this is thread # 4 on this. today.

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    weeeeeeee freee post prior to shut down .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchetforce View Post
    i think this is thread # 4 on this. today.
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    weeeeeeee freee post prior to shut down .....
    Gee guy's it would be nice if you'd read before ripping.
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    Maybe there should be a "mock" news / press release thread.

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    Hey, I thought it was funny. It's one thing for Ed to take himself too seriously; you would think that the rest of us would know better. Thanks for the laugh, VH_VAREB.
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewThomas.net View Post
    Maybe there should be a "mock" news / press release thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LegallyInsane View Post
    Hey, I thought it was funny. It's one thing for Ed to take himself too seriously; you would think that the rest of us would know better. Thanks for the laugh, VH_VAREB.
    You are welcome, sir.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH_VAREB View Post
    3-2-07

    In what has become the strangest scenario surrounding the induction of a band into the RRHOF, it was announced today that Velvet Revolver has replaced Kid Rock to perform for and induct legendary rock band Van Halen on March 12th in Cleveland OH.

    The strange saga began when Van Halen’s enigmatic guitar genius Eddie Van Halen called RRHOF officials requesting that Kid Rock be removed from doing the honors. Inside sources claim the Van Halen was livid after finding out that Kid Rock had presented Hank Williams Jr. with a CMA Visionary award last year. “You can’t play in two different bands and you can’t present two different artists” Van Halen told RRHOF officials. Sources say Van Halen then requested adult film star Peter North be allowed to induct his band. Van Halen was quoted as saying that “Peter North is the DeNiro of porn, it’ll be perfect.”

    After having his request denied, Van Halen threatened not to attend at all, but was persuaded to reconsider.

    When asked to comment on the situation, Kid Rock would only say that “He was a great admirer of North’s work as well”, and could “understand why Eddie would want him to do the honors”.

    It’s not known what Eddie’s feelings regarding Velvet Revolver are, but guitarist Slash was quoted as saying “Who knows what the hell will happen. It’s Van Halen, and you better believe I’ll be wearing a cup.”


    Just thought we could all use a laugh after the roller coaster ride the last few weeks. Just a little idea I had. Hope everyone enjoys my little joke.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH_VAREB View Post
    3-2-07

    In what has become the strangest scenario surrounding the induction of a band into the RRHOF, it was announced today that Velvet Revolver has replaced Kid Rock to perform for and induct legendary rock band Van Halen on March 12th in Cleveland OH.

    The strange saga began when Van Halen’s enigmatic guitar genius Eddie Van Halen called RRHOF officials requesting that Kid Rock be removed from doing the honors. Inside sources claim the Van Halen was livid after finding out that Kid Rock had presented Hank Williams Jr. with a CMA Visionary award last year. “You can’t play in two different bands and you can’t present two different artists” Van Halen told RRHOF officials. Sources say Van Halen then requested adult film star Peter North be allowed to induct his band. Van Halen was quoted as saying that “Peter North is the DeNiro of porn, it’ll be perfect.”

    After having his request denied, Van Halen threatened not to attend at all, but was persuaded to reconsider.

    When asked to comment on the situation, Kid Rock would only say that “He was a great admirer of North’s work as well”, and could “understand why Eddie would want him to do the honors”.

    It’s not known what Eddie’s feelings regarding Velvet Revolver are, but guitarist Slash was quoted as saying “Who knows what the hell will happen. It’s Van Halen, and you better believe I’ll be wearing a cup.”


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    I got a kick out of it. I thought it was real for the first few lines. Hahah.
    Any good joke is grounded in some truth, and there was plenty of that.

    Hell, Ed will probably have not only Janie, but Michael Ninn with him at his table. Thats what its come to, folks!


    Honestly, I'm glad Ed is going though. Porn buddies or no, he deserves to go there and see for himself that all five VH members/former members will see appreciation. Maybe it will help turn the page to some improvement.

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    Not less then 45 seconds ago I took a crap. Afterwards I ran into a friend right outside the bathroom, he stated that THIS forum had just given birth to the gayest post we will see this year. Because of his obesity and questionable hygiene I remained skeptical, I realize now that was a mistake.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ED'S A 20THCENTURY MOZART View Post
    you're a stupid idiot...
    Hmmm someone's humor balls haven't dropped yet... poor boy!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by ED'S A 20THCENTURY MOZART View Post
    you're a stupid idiot...
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    Not less then 45 seconds ago I took a crap. Afterwards I ran into a friend right outside the bathroom, he stated that THIS forum had just given birth to the gayest post we will see this year. Because of his obesity and questionable hygiene I remained skeptical, I realize now that was a mistake.
    Damn. Tough crowd.
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    Quote Originally Posted by VH_VAREB View Post
    Damn. Tough crowd.
    Nah, it was actually pretty good im just being a dick. I posted a hilarious piece a few months back in the "Will Van Halen Play Arena's or Stadiums" thread (or something like that). It was pure comedy gold ( ) yet nobody expressed their appreciation. So from now on im pooping on anyones comedy posts, unless their REALLY funny.

 

 

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