Follow us on...
Follow us on Twitter Follow us on Facebook Watch us on YouTube
Register
Save
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast
Results 1 to 15 of 31
  1. #1
    Hot For Teacher
    Join Date
    12.08.01
    Location
    Tulsa, OK
    Posts
    261
    Last Online

    11.10.08 @ 07:19 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Just a fun quote from Alice Cooper this morning from the Big Show with John Boy and Billy (syndicated radio show)

    Alice talking about golf...

    John Boy: You were one of the first rock guys to play golf and now it's like all the rock star are out there...

    Alice Cooper: Yeah, but I'll tell you who's the worst rock star on the course. Eddie Van Halen. The guy is the greatest guitar player, but the man can not play golf.

    John Boy: Can't swing it?

    Alice: It's the Dutch. Dutchmen can't play golf (laughter...)

  2. #2
    Atomic Punk Raldo's Avatar
    Join Date
    01.11.00
    Location
    Cromwell, CT USA
    Posts
    15,976
    Favorite VH Song

    Ain't Talkin' 'Bout Love
    Last Online

    09.27.16 @ 03:33 AM
    Likes
    1,086
    Liked 833 Times in 513 Posts


    Premium Member
    Yet, a golf mag gets an interview from him!
    Remember the Heroes - 9/11/01

    In 2012, the phoenix has risen!!

    "High speed, low drag."

    "Look at all the people here tonight!!!" - 10/5/07, 5/20/08 Mohegan Sun

    Congratulations to Van Halen as part of the Class of 2007 Rock and Roll Hall of Fame!

    Cinco de Cabo @ Foxwoods: "A giant party with live music" - S. Hagar

    got tequila?

    http://keepitaliveforever.com

  3. #3
    Good Enough
    Join Date
    01.05.00
    Age
    46
    Location
    Huntsville, AL USA
    Posts
    1,851
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Romeo Delight
    Last Online

    05.28.08 @ 06:33 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    From what I hear Alice is an excellent golfer, and from the reports of some of Ed's "celebrity" golf appearances he isn't. Let's face it, they interviewed Ed because he's a name, not due to his golf skills.

  4. #4
    Damage your reputation seenbad's Avatar
    Join Date
    02.24.00
    Age
    44
    Location
    Portland Oregon
    Posts
    26,940
    Favorite VH Album

    Halen 1
    Favorite VH Song

    I'm the one
    Last Online

    09.26.16 @ 04:44 PM
    Likes
    72
    Liked 248 Times in 89 Posts


    Donor

    Last time I heard, Alice was a seven handicap. He would have a VERY good shot at beating me right now. Ed I think was a friendly 21.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

  5. #5
    Sinner's Swing! diamondsgirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    08.02.00
    Posts
    3,634
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning!
    Favorite VH Song

    So This Is Love?
    Last Online

    12.13.13 @ 11:26 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    I wonder if Eddie plays better when he is sober, or after he has had a few cocktails. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

    I would imagine the D.T.s could mess up your swing some.
    "The spirit can not be contempt. The spirit can not be sour and angry" - DLR on The NEW Van Halen

    "Shutthefuckupity" - DIF on John Cusack.

    "Baby, where'd you sleep last night?
    Your hair is all tangled
    and you ain't walking right." - Robert Johnson

  6. #6
    Top Of The World
    Join Date
    01.18.03
    Age
    47
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    166
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen
    Favorite VH Song

    So This Is Love?
    Last Online

    07.06.05 @ 05:12 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Originally posted by Goo:
    All hail the super fan! Behold his infinite wisdom!
    I have a sense of humor just like anyone else. However, that post was beneathe contempt.

    I come from a place inside where you don't (hurtfully) trash the things you love.

    Perhaps you do. I don't.

    Or are the good fans the ones who rip him a new asshole at every turn?

    Eddie sucks! Eddie blows! Eddies a drunk! Eddie killing himself with cigarettes! Eddie dressed like a bum! Eddie owes me something! Eddie fucks sheep!

    There, maybe now I can fit in better here.
    Buttocks and crotches and nipples with wings, these are a few of my favorite things!

  7. #7
    Top Of The World
    Join Date
    01.18.03
    Age
    47
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    166
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen
    Favorite VH Song

    So This Is Love?
    Last Online

    07.06.05 @ 05:12 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Originally posted by diamondsgirl:
    I wonder if Eddie plays better when he is sober, or after he has had a few cocktails. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

    I would imagine the D.T.s could mess up your swing some.
    I bet Eddie can't wait to put out a new CD for fans like you.

    That was just plain low.
    Buttocks and crotches and nipples with wings, these are a few of my favorite things!

  8. #8
    Eye suffacozza YEWW! Goo's Avatar
    Join Date
    01.01.00
    Age
    45
    Location
    Sydney, Australia
    Posts
    12,860
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Me Wise Magic
    Last Online

    09.25.16 @ 03:47 AM
    Likes
    26
    Liked 54 Times in 33 Posts


    Premium Member
    All hail the super fan! Behold his infinite wisdom!
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

  9. #9
    Sinner's Swing! diamondsgirl's Avatar
    Join Date
    08.02.00
    Posts
    3,634
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning!
    Favorite VH Song

    So This Is Love?
    Last Online

    12.13.13 @ 11:26 AM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Originally posted by VH Spirit Lives On:
    Originally posted by diamondsgirl:
    I wonder if Eddie plays better when he is sober, or after he has had a few cocktails. [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

    I would imagine the D.T.s could mess up your swing some.
    I bet Eddie can't wait to put out a new CD for fans like you.

    That was just plain low.


    That was just a little joke there. You know, with a little "VH spirit", so to speak. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    No big ting.
    "The spirit can not be contempt. The spirit can not be sour and angry" - DLR on The NEW Van Halen

    "Shutthefuckupity" - DIF on John Cusack.

    "Baby, where'd you sleep last night?
    Your hair is all tangled
    and you ain't walking right." - Robert Johnson

  10. #10
    Romeo Delight
    Join Date
    07.30.02
    Age
    94
    Posts
    64
    Last Online

    12.31.69 @ 04:00 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Hey! I play better pool when I'm drinking! [img]graemlins/drunk.gif[/img]

  11. #11
    Eye suffacozza YEWW! Goo's Avatar
    Join Date
    01.01.00
    Age
    45
    Location
    Sydney, Australia
    Posts
    12,860
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning
    Favorite VH Song

    Me Wise Magic
    Last Online

    09.25.16 @ 03:47 AM
    Likes
    26
    Liked 54 Times in 33 Posts


    Premium Member
    Originally posted by VH Spirit Lives On:
    </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Goo:
    All hail the super fan! Behold his infinite wisdom!
    I have a sense of humor just like anyone else. However, that post was beneathe contempt.

    I come from a place inside where you don't (hurtfully) trash the things you love.

    Perhaps you do. I don't.

    Or are the good fans the ones who rip him a new asshole at every turn?

    Eddie sucks! Eddie blows! Eddies a drunk! Eddie killing himself with cigarettes! Eddie dressed like a bum! Eddie owes me something! Eddie fucks sheep!

    There, maybe now I can fit in better here.
    </font>[/QUOTE]DG's been posting here for a long time, and anyone that's had anything to do with her would know she wasnt posting outta spite, just trying to throw some humor on things. She missed the mark probably this time but that happens.
    A little zen....... Headed your way.......

  12. #12
    Good Enough
    Join Date
    02.12.02
    Location
    LB
    Posts
    1,547
    Favorite VH Album

    Fair Warning 5150
    Favorite VH Song

    Mean Street / Love Walks In
    Last Online

    12.31.69 @ 04:00 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Yeah dg's a good girl! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] but I have to agree with Spirit one this one... (Hey there's a first time time for everything folks!) The DT's comment was pretty low. Ever see anyone suffer from those? I have and it's pretty damn scary, especially when it's someone you love. Just not something to joke about. No harm, no foul dg... It's cool!

    [ February 14, 2003, 02:20 PM: Message edited by: Fabulous Shadow aka VHL ]
    <a href="http://www.vhwalkathon.org" target="_blank">VHWalkathon - Project 316</a><br /><br />EVH: The music is first and foremost. That's the way it's always been and that's the way it will always be. Because without the music, what is there? Nothing. There's nothing without the music. You can't even cop an attitude without the music (laughs).

  13. #13
    Top Of The World
    Join Date
    01.18.03
    Age
    47
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    166
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen
    Favorite VH Song

    So This Is Love?
    Last Online

    07.06.05 @ 05:12 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Originally posted by Fabulous Shadow aka VHL:
    Yeah dg's a good girl! [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img] but I have to agree with Spirit one this one... (Hey there's a first time time for everything folks!) The DT's comment was pretty low. Ever see anyone suffer from those? I have and it's pretty damn scary, especially when it's someone you love. Just not something to joke about. No harm, no foul dg... It's cool!
    Hey, we agreed on something! Are you as scared as I am? Maybe we should both go in for a check up.

    That said, I'll also agree with Goo that Diamond Girl probably didn't mean any harm. My problem was with her comment, not her anyways.

    Anyone named Diamond Girl can't be ALL bad. At least she is intelligent enough to pick the best lead singer of all time to follow- Diamond David Lee Roth!!!

    And a little note to the Diamond Girl- I'll expect you to be perfect as soon as I am perfect too. So you're cool here!
    Buttocks and crotches and nipples with wings, these are a few of my favorite things!

  14. #14
    Romeo Delight
    Join Date
    01.02.02
    Location
    Angleterre
    Posts
    91
    Favorite VH Album

    1984
    Favorite VH Song

    Girl Gone Bad
    Last Online

    12.31.69 @ 04:00 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    With fans like us, I think I'd turn to the bottle too [img]graemlins/brickwall.gif[/img]

  15. #15
    Top Of The World
    Join Date
    01.18.03
    Age
    47
    Location
    USA
    Posts
    166
    Favorite VH Album

    Van Halen
    Favorite VH Song

    So This Is Love?
    Last Online

    07.06.05 @ 05:12 PM
    Likes
    0
    Liked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Originally posted by Shiro:
    With fans like us, I think I'd turn to the bottle too [img]graemlins/brickwall.gif[/img]
    The bottle, crack pipe, needle, hash bars, bongs, dust, snow, horse, black dragons, shrooms, and the most important vice of all... high class prostitutes!

    Either that or go count your millions.

    Nah, give me the whores!
    Buttocks and crotches and nipples with wings, these are a few of my favorite things!

 

 

Similar Threads

  1. The Alice Cooper thread!
    By YankeeRose in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Music Only)
    Replies: 129
    Last Post: 08.21.16, 02:06 AM
  2. Nights With Alice Cooper
    By InTheBeginning in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 32
    Last Post: 10.20.06, 06:14 AM
  3. Alice Cooper Says Eddie sucks....at golf
    By SgtSchultz in forum Main VH Discussion
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 11.27.02, 06:44 AM
  4. New Alice Cooper CD!!!
    By NOaverageJOE in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Music Only)
    Replies: 26
    Last Post: 11.01.01, 06:36 AM
  5. alice cooper
    By @gent in forum VH Fans Meeting Place (Music Only)
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 08.12.00, 11:56 AM

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •