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    Default Here's A Link So You Can Understand The New Homeland Security Safety Signs

    Some of you have seen them and thought "Huh?".

    Here ya go:

    http://www.safenow.org/
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    Funny stuff! Still, it's sad to think the Gov't spends as much as it does for someone to come up with those stupid signs.
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    [On the House Un-American Activities Committee] "They'll nail anyone who ever scratched his ass during the National Anthem."- Humphrey Bogart
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    I think this page has been around since 2001 or so, but it's still funny.
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