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    Default D.O.A. (re-written to reflect current lineup)

    Dave was broke and greedy on a winter day
    We sent dad down to drive Mikey away
    We were sittin' home, Smoking Loon in our hand
    Dad's pimple-faced kid is now in his rock n' roll band

    Ooh! And Dave was alone, on the highway
    Wanted, back in the band
    Back in the band

    Broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
    From the day the station manager told him "Boy, you pack your bags."
    Sent Alex down in his pick-up truck
    Alex told Mikey that he's "Outta luck." Oo-ooh, yeah!

    And I'm 15, can't even drive yet
    Wanted, to play songs live
    Play songs live, uh-aah!

    (Guitar Solo)

    Alright! Uh!

    Now, I'm broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
    A-from the day my mama told me "Don't listen to your dad."
    An' we were sittin' ducks for the police man
    Minors still can't drink, even in a rock n' roll band

    Now Sam's alone and, I'm on the highway
    Not sure if Van Halen is dead or alive
    dead or alive, ow-ow!

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    Damage your reputation seenbad's Avatar
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    I was wondering when they'd start up.
    sheepa latta peepah dabba looka foh a moopy

    Gunter glieben glauchen globen

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    Quote Originally Posted by VHisback View Post
    Dave was broke and greedy on a winter day
    We sent dad down to drive Mikey away
    We were sittin' home, Smoking Loon in our hand
    Dad's pimple-faced kid is now in his rock n' roll band

    Ooh! And Dave was alone, on the highway
    Wanted, back in the band
    Back in the band

    Broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
    From the day the station manager told him "Boy, you pack your bags."
    Sent Alex down in his pick-up truck
    Alex told Mikey that he's "Outta luck." Oo-ooh, yeah!

    And I'm 15, can't even drive yet
    Wanted, to play songs live
    Play songs live, uh-aah!

    (Guitar Solo)

    Alright! Uh!

    Now, I'm broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
    A-from the day my mama told me "Don't listen to your dad."
    An' we were sittin' ducks for the police man
    Minors still can't drink, even in a rock n' roll band

    Now Sam's alone and, I'm on the highway
    Not sure if Van Halen is dead or alive
    dead or alive, ow-ow!
    Well done, amigo!
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    Haha!!! Times like these calls for quality stuff like this.

    If there's anymore, keep 'em comin'!
    Bobby Cohn: Who's going to be at Waynestock?
    Wayne Campbell: Um, uh...Aerosmith & Pearl Jam!
    Garth Algar: Ha ha ha ha ho!
    Bobby: Who else?
    Garth: Uh, me...and...and Wayne...
    Wayne: ...and uh...VAN HALEN!!!
    Garth: Wow. Van Halen. Who else?
    Bobby: Yeah, who else?
    Wayne: Uh, an old man fashioning a kayak out of a log?

    - Wayne's World 2

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    hahaha good job man.................

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    Nice...lol..

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    One foot out the door

    Ed grabbed his telephone
    He called Dave up at home
    He's drinking Smoking Loon
    His Guitar's out of tune
    He's making porn music alone.

    He's been thinking about touring with Al and Dave
    He's been thinking it would be cool
    But he's got to wait till summer to do it
    Cause Wolfie's.............
    Still in school

    And Mike's kicked out the door
    Cause he's hot sauce whore
    He toured with Sam
    Can't be in two bands
    Classic VH is no more

    Mike's kicked out the door
    Mike's kicked out the doorrrrrrr!!!
    And we get three quarters of our favroite band
    And that just not same
    I guess if we are lucky we will see the Jack Daniel's bass
    At the rock n roll hall of fameeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

    (guitar solo)
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    Quote Originally Posted by VHisback View Post
    Dave was broke and greedy on a winter day
    We sent dad down to drive Mikey away
    We were sittin' home, Smoking Loon in our hand
    Dad's pimple-faced kid is now in his rock n' roll band

    Ooh! And Dave was alone, on the highway
    Wanted, back in the band
    Back in the band

    Broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
    From the day the station manager told him "Boy, you pack your bags."
    Sent Alex down in his pick-up truck
    Alex told Mikey that he's "Outta luck." Oo-ooh, yeah!

    And I'm 15, can't even drive yet
    Wanted, to play songs live
    Play songs live, uh-aah!

    (Guitar Solo)

    Alright! Uh!

    Now, I'm broken down and dirty, dressed in rags
    A-from the day my mama told me "Don't listen to your dad."
    An' we were sittin' ducks for the police man
    Minors still can't drink, even in a rock n' roll band

    Now Sam's alone and, I'm on the highway
    Not sure if Van Halen is dead or alive
    dead or alive, ow-ow!

    You're no WARF, Loons or FORD, that's for sure.
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    "and by Van Halen, I mean David Lee Roth" - diamondsgirl on Van Halen

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    Downtown Stevie did well too. Keep 'em comin', I'll try think of one
    What is understood need not be discussed

    "Dont disturb my paradise. I've asked you once. I've asked you nice" - "SERIOUS JU JU"

    "I am in a blissful state. Dont bug me!!!" - Richard Dreyfuss "The Goodbye girl" 1977

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    Good job guys.

    Anything set to D.O.A. is all right in my book.

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    Great stuff!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Downtown Stevie View Post
    One foot out the door

    Ed grabbed his telephone
    He called Dave up at home
    He's drinking Smoking Loon
    His Guitar's out of tune
    He's making porn music alone.

    He's been thinking about touring with Al and Dave
    He's been thinking it would be cool
    But he's got to wait till summer to do it
    Cause Wolfie's.............
    Still in school

    And Mike's kicked out the door
    Cause he's hot sauce whore
    He toured with Sam
    Can't be in two bands
    Classic VH is no more

    Mike's kicked out the door
    Mike's kicked out the doorrrrrrr!!!
    And we get three quarters of our favroite band
    And that just not same
    I guess if we are lucky we will see the Jack Daniel's bass
    At the rock n roll hall of fameeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!

    (guitar solo)
    I was gonna add one, but I'm not following that. Awesome!
    MTV ruined music!

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    [QUOTE=VHisback;726393]Dave was broke and greedy on a winter day
    ten to your dad."
    An' we were sittin' ducks for the police man
    Minors still can't drink, even in a rock n' roll band

    QUOTE]

    shoulda been sitting ducks for the POLICE TOUR

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    shoulda been sitting ducks for the POLICE TOUR



    I'm waiting for someone to come up with something set to "Fools".

 

 

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