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    Mods, though this article is about Christina Aguilera, who is a musician (depending on who you ask), I placed it here. If you want to move it to non-music, that's fine. I just wasn't sure which forum to post it in.


    Aguilera, husband strip down on Sundays

    NEW YORK - Christina Aguilera has no problem showing skin — especially on weekends with her husband, music executive Jordan Bratman.

    "We claim ourselves to be the coziest couple ever. We have something called `naked Sundays,'" the 26-year-old pop star tells Ellen DeGeneres in an interview set to air Wednesday on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show."

    "You have to keep marriage alive, spice it up," says Aguilera, who married Bratman in November 2005. So the couple stays in on Sundays, she says. "We do everything naked. We cook naked."

    "You cook naked?" asks DeGeneres.

    Aguilera replies: "Yeah, we cook naked."

    "Nothing with grease — that could splatter," says DeGeneres.

    "Well, unless you want the grease," Aguilera replies.
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    Dammit, I thought this was going to be about Christina doing a spread for Playboy.
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    She's only been married for a little more than a year but needs to "spice things up"? I give it two more years--tops.

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    Tease.
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    I wonder if Ellen DeGeneres was as aroused as I thinking of "Naked Sundays" at Christina's house?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wham bam will rock View Post
    Tease.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by AndrewThomas.net View Post
    She's only been married for a little more than a year but needs to "spice things up"? I give it two more years--tops.
    I can only hope Pink broke up with her hubby. That made MY week
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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post


    I've never been a fan of hers but boy that's a nice pic.

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    wanna see aguilera naked? run an image search for krystal steal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sisca View Post
    wanna see aguilera naked? run an image search for krystal steal.
    That is a damn close match.

    Willing to bet the actual Aguilera has done all of the things seen in those search results. Probably doing them now.

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    She is pretty but what a voice. Not crazy about that type of music but its clear she won the "post Mickey Mouse club" talent prize vs. Ms. Spears.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post


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