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    Eruption Red-Diamond's Avatar
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    Today in skool (I'm a senior in high skool) something happened today that pissed me off.
    First off, before I get started read my sig. Now those lines I interpret by rebeling the skool district, authority etc.
    "And the cradle will rock": obviouly it means I aint followin' no rules
    Right now, its your tommorow": meaning lifes to short to spend in skool, ditch and go have fun.
    OK here goes. Today I was sitting in the skool library minding my own buisness and that bitch librarioan taps me on the shoulder and asks in a stern voice
    "Whats your name"
    I replied "David"
    "Last name?"
    "Hagar"
    That aint my name (obviously)my names Travis.
    Then she said something to me along the lines of "Your shirt is very offensive" and she screamed "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOUR WEARING THAT AT SCHOOL"
    I just realized I was wearing my "Who the fuck is Eddie Van Halen shirt" She kept screaming and I said "Lady how is this offensive, it a goddamn shirt"
    With that she sent me to the office to talk to the vice principal. Was I worried, No I was smiling at laughing at this whole situation
    I got to the office and the vice principal says
    "Uh OK just turn it inside out and put tape on it"
    I pointed out to the the teach that this shirt said F***k and not F**k. I told him you don't spell Fuck with 5 letters you spell it with 4. He said "Ok, since it's Van Halen and your a senior I wont suspend you, but just turn it inside out and make me happy"
    Suprised that a dead beat knew Van Halen,I did as he asked and alked out the door. As soon as I got out the door I turned it back around and walked to class.

    Well, there's my story hope you enjoyed it.
    [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]


    [ October 03, 2002, 09:34 PM: Message edited by: Red-Diamond ]
    How to make a “Mad Anthony”

    2 oz Cabo WaboŽ Tequila
    1 oz Spicy V8
    Juice from a fresh Lime
    A generous dollop of Mad Anthony’s Hot Sauce
    Combine in a shaker full of ice and shake it up
    Pour into shot glass garnished with
    a dab of salt
    a small slice of lime
    a slice of Serrano or Jalapeno chili pepper

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    Hot For Teacher
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    Well, before you ditch school, you might want to learn to spell..

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    You did well, young Skywalker. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

    I am proud of you. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that."

    "This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen. ."

    "I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."

    -George Carlin 1937 - 2008

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    Cool story Red! That Librarian sounds stupid. [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img]
    Right Now you're reading my post!


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    Suprised that a dead beat knew Van Halen...
    That "dead beat" has probably been a Van Halen fan longer than you have. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Your future's so bright, we gotta wear shades... [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

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    hahaha, cool!

    tell that librarian to suck it! [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

    and wear that shirt anyway you want it, freedom of speech buddy!

    fucking people..

    JMJ
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    "The links just look a little better with JMJ. Always has, always will." -Hurricane Halen 2/24/10

    "I'm doin' the victory dance. Told ya I'd be back. Tell me ya missed me. Say it like ya mean it" - Blood and Fire. =VH= 2012. Welcome back boys :headband:

    "I don't give a flying fuck about Motley Crue. I give about a half a fuck about Rush. I like Van Halen and don't give a flying fuck how many tickets they all sell. Any questions?"- jimmyw

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    Eruption
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    that was a great story [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    van halen shall return. what you think is nothing might be something after all.

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    I'm all for freedom of expression, but you have to know the rules, before you can break em.

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    who the fuck IS eddie van halen?
    zach sanders<br /><br />"My boy, we are pilgrims in an unholy land"

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    Stay in school, man. If nothing else, your diploma proves you have patience. Also, learn to spell. That way you won't appear to be the idiot you are to other people. [img]smile.gif[/img]

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    Eruption
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    Originally posted by 55starfire:
    who the fuck IS eddie van halen?
    i think the more appropriate question is:

    WHERE the fuck is eddie van halen?
    Your favorite band sucks.

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    Hot For Teacher Han Valen's Avatar
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    Originally posted by cyberfiddl:
    Stay in school, man. If nothing else, your diploma proves you have patience. Also, learn to spell. That way you won't appear to be the idiot you are to other people. [img]smile.gif[/img]
    Nah, let him "ditch skool", we need people like this to serve us our fries
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    Sinner's Swing! el_jalepeno's Avatar
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    *sigh* What's with all the bitterness to this dude and his story? Funny story man, don't sweat the highschool diploma. It really doesn't mean much. It's the college degree you need to be working towards if you want to do anything... [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]

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    Eruption Red-Diamond's Avatar
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    O.K. guys I am gettin, my diploma,
    Han Valen I shall serve no fries before their time
    And I can spell, I just didn't watch what I was spelling . . . peace out brothers
    Glad you enjoyed
    [img]graemlins/bounce.gif[/img]
    How to make a “Mad Anthony”

    2 oz Cabo WaboŽ Tequila
    1 oz Spicy V8
    Juice from a fresh Lime
    A generous dollop of Mad Anthony’s Hot Sauce
    Combine in a shaker full of ice and shake it up
    Pour into shot glass garnished with
    a dab of salt
    a small slice of lime
    a slice of Serrano or Jalapeno chili pepper

 

 

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