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    Was in FedEx/Kinkos today and noticed a red car outside with a bumper sticker that read "My other car is a sleigh" and then turned to see a Santa-esque looking individual at the next counter. He was asking the clerk to photocopy a page in the local newspaper upon which he appeared, and the clerk was explaining that they couldn't do it as the newspaper is copywrited material and they own the images and he was arguing that he owns his image but as the clerk refused, the gentleman got very un-Santa like and started dropping the F-bomb left and right, all the way through the end of his arguement and right out the door. And the red car disappeared. Just kind of a surreal scene for the day after Christmas!

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    Sounds like it could have been a deleted scene from Bad Santa.


    Bob Chipeska: Hi. Bob Chipeska. Welcome. Great photo and resume by the way.

    Marcus: Thanks. You know, we've been at this for a long time and all, so we like to think we do a good job.

    Bob Chipeska: You two are perfect for this job, truly. So, I don't want his unpleasentness affect your performance in any way.

    Marcus: Oh no. We...

    Willie: Performance?

    Bob Chipeska: Yes. Your performance. You know, the...

    Willie: Do you mean sexual?

    [Bob looks up at Willie in confusion]
    Bob Chipeska: Excuse me?

    Willie: Are you saying there's something wrong with my gear? Is that what you're saying to me?

    Bob Chipeska: I'm sorry, your gear?

    Marcus: Willie...

    Willie: My fuck stick

    [Bob makes a disgusted look]

    Marcus: Willie, take a seat. You know how your blood sugar is.

    Bob Chipeska: He's not going to say fuck stick in front of the children, is he?

    Marcus: No! It was just a joke. An adult joke. For us, adults. It's a joke. Just a joke.
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    Hey, Santa was probably pretty tired. He was up all night after all.
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    "Santa" should have used his argument that he owned his own image at the newspaper's front office. They probably would have given him a copy of the picture, and it would have been better quality than what he could get by copying a newspaper at Kinkos.
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    That's what my mother in law said, and the newspaper offices are virtually right next door!

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    On Christmas day, I had someone threaten to "bust me" in my "fucking nose" because I wouldn't copy a copyrighted photo. The holidays really bring out the best in everyone.

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    How happy would you be if all you had to look forward to was Mrs. Claus waiting for you in your bed?




    Seriously, why couldn't this fake Santa just buy more copies of the paper? Why bother with photocoies?
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