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    Forgive me in advance.

    The purpose of this thread is two-fold:

    1. I'd like to wish you all a Happy Christma-Hannu-Rama-Kwanza-kah. Or, if you're atheist, then thank God I didn't offend you.
    2. I'd like to shamelessly shill an eBay auction that you may get a kick out of. If you like it, feel free to pass it along to any friends--I'd love for the ad to become a "Viral Video" type e-mail. Hey, maybe if enough people see it, it'll get national attention and I'll get to meet...you know...HIM.
    Do yourself a favor and check it out; it's definitely good for a few laughs!

    http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...0%3D%26fvi%3D1


    In case the link doesn't work, the Item number is: 140062656011

    Happy Holidays and remember, if your parents didn't have children, chances are, you probably won't, either.

    By the way, didn't put this in the eBay thread, since it's not Van Halen related.
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    I have done my part and have forwarded it off to some friends at work. On co-worker is sending it to his girlfriend at Kent State who may feature it on the newsletter as Link of the Day.

    Great stuff there. Need to find some ON/HOFF light switches.

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    Hey, cool! Thanks a lot! I graduated from Kent State, actually. Huh, small world!

    Here's to the auction getting lots HOFF hits.
    Click HERE to see my Superhero-themed classroom!

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    Man I can't believe you got $152 for a $5 toy. Its Hoff but that is pretty incredible. BTW Kent State refused to post this due to its "overtly sexual tone".

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    LOL that listing had me laughing my ass off!
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    then ill build it from the mexican side. -my reply.

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    Ok, 2 things came to my mind when I saw this, and here they are in no particular order.

    1.
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    That is all.

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    Many years ago my Dad asked his workers what they should get for the owner of the company that they all worked for, since he was a millionaire many times over. One of the guys decided that they should get him an "Auto-Suck". I don't think they actually got it for him, but it was funny as hell when he said it!
    "Viking - last to sleep, first to rise, last to leave, that's how the Nords of old rocked the house." ~ timmac in the 'Texas Linkers' thread talking about yours truly. :-)

 

 

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