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    [ August 31, 2002, 02:34 AM: Message edited by: lance watts ]

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    now thats funny!

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    Wow~
    [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

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    Ha! That's amusing.

    But I still like this better:

    Sammy Cartoon

    Which reminds me, you kind of like to stir things up around here, don't you?

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    Funny indeed.

    But let the rcord show that Sammy has lost weight this summer. Saw him on Wednesday night and he took his shirt off. A little flab, (some sit-ups would help that) but not fat. You can even tell the difference in face when you watch his pre-show video and now.
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    now that is fucking funny. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
    van halen shall return. what you think is nothing might be something after all.

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    [img]smile.gif[/img]

    What's not funny is that some of you guys actually act like this IS what Sam & Dave look like now.

    Some people here think humans don't age.
    I think Sam and Dave looked and sounded good at the VMA's. I think Eddie looks good, too.

    But THAT doesn't matter.
    Concentrating on that is shallow.

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    LOL.....Sammy still looks better.
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    Well, I recognize Paul Shaffer, but who's the other guy ???
    [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]
    I swear, it's like I'm playin' cards with my brother's kids or somethin'. You nerve-wrackin' sons-a-bitches.

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    Sam can and has lose the weight.

    Whats Dave gonna do?

    His hair looked silly the other night after he got all sweaty. It looked like a mop that had been used to mop the inside of a paper shredder.

    The purple & black spandex?
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    Originally posted by Eddymon:
    Sam can and has lose the weight.

    Whats Dave gonna do?

    His hair looked silly the other night after he got all sweaty. It looked like a mop that had been used to mop the inside of a paper shredder.

    The purple & black spandex?
    Christ it is a cartoon and you still can't let it be just that. "Oh Sam has lost weight" "oh Sam is so cool"... just call the guy and tell him you want to blow him-Holy Shit

    BTW, I think Dave looks like Beavis doing an impersonation of Paul Shaefer

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    Originally posted by Eddymon:
    Saw him on Wednesday night and he took his shirt off. A little flab, (some sit-ups would help that) but not fat.
    What were you two doing?
    [img]graemlins/wtf.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]
    EAT US AND SMILE!!!!

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    I didn't catch the VMAs -- was Sam really wearing those pants, or did Lance add them in as a joke? This is a serious question.

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    ok that is funny. i gotta give you that one. i laughed. [img]graemlins/thumb.gif[/img]
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    Originally posted by Sweet William:
    I didn't catch the VMAs -- was Sam really wearing those pants, or did Lance add them in as a joke? This is a serious question.
    Uhh, unfortunatly, he wore them. [img]graemlins/scared.gif[/img]

 

 

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