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    Sinner's Swing! InTheBeginning's Avatar
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    Default Twas the month before Christmas

    > Twas the month before Christmas
    > When all through our land,
    > Not a Christian was praying
    > Nor taking a stand.
    > See the PC Police had taken away,
    > The reason for Christmas - no one could say.
    > The children were told by their schools not to sing,
    > About Shepherds and Wise Men and Angels and things.
    > It might hurt people's feelings, the teachers would say
    > December 25th is just a "Holiday".
    > Yet the shoppers were ready with cash, checks and credit
    > Pushing folks down to the floor just to get it!
    > CDs from Madonna, an X BOX, an I-pod
    > Something was changing, something quite odd!
    > Retailers promoted Ramadan and Kwanzaa
    > In hopes to sell books by Franken & Fonda.
    > As Targets were hanging their trees upside down
    > At Lowe's the word Christmas - was no where to be found.
    > At K-Mart and Staples and Penny's and Sears
    > You won't hear the word Christmas; it won't touch your ears.
    > Inclusive, sensitive, Di-ver-si-ty
    > Are words that were used to intimidate me.
    > Now Daschle, Now Darden, Now Sharpton, Wolf Blitzen
    > On Boxer, on Rather, on Kerry, on Clinton!
    > At the top of the Senate, there arose such a clatter
    > To eliminate Jesus, in all public matter.
    > And we spoke not a word, as they took away our faith
    > Forbidden to speak of salvation and grace.
    > The true Gift of Christmas was exchanged and discarded
    > The reason for the season, stopped before it started.
    > So as you celebrate "Winter Break" under your "Dream Tree"
    > Sipping your Starbucks, listen to me.
    > Choose your words carefully, choose what you say
    > Shout "MERRY CHRISTMAS", not Happy Holiday!
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    so true,merry christmas
    I used to wonder why he was grinning all the time(Michael Ian Black talkin about EVH on VH1 I love the 80's) but then i realized the reason he's grinning is because he's Eddie F*#king Van Halen

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    So true, and so fucking stupid.

    PC sucks.
    "What we are dealing with here, is a complete lack of respect for the law" - Jackie Gleason, Smokey and the Bandit

    www.geocaching.com - The site where you are the search engine.

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    What happened to everyone? I still can't understand why everyone has gotten to be so damned sensitive to everything?
    I'm trying to refrain from creating a long rant, but I just don't understand. 20 years ago when I was a kid, no one got upset over anything. Everyone is watching the things that are said and taught in schools, people are careful as to what they do or say on tv, there are very overly-strict rules in the workplace. C'mon everyone, have a drink and lighten the fuck up. We only go around this life once, don't waste your time complaining about every little fucking thing around you.

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    I'm not wound up over this crap, just throwing it out there.

    Merry Christmas!
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

 

 

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