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    Atomic Punk
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    Default Proof Of God, And He Hates White-Trash Crack Heads

    Oh man, only in Florida.

    Some dude is naked and smoking crack when an 12 foot aligator grabs him. So he calls 911...

    http://www.miami.com/mld/miamiherald...y/16133633.htm

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    If I were the responding cop I would have lured more gators over.
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    According to the story, the call was from someone nearby who heard screams..

    Think that'll get the dude off crack??
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    Quote Originally Posted by perticelli View Post
    According to the story, the call was from someone nearby who heard screams..

    Think that'll get the dude off crack??

    Maybe him, but not the gator.
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    I dunno about proof of God as much as it may be proof of natural fucking selection.
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    brilliant
    I used to wonder why he was grinning all the time(Michael Ian Black talkin about EVH on VH1 I love the 80's) but then i realized the reason he's grinning is because he's Eddie F*#king Van Halen

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    poor gator... they need to start an intervention pronto.You know what they say..... one "taste" and your hooked.
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    That poor gator. Hope he doesn't get addicted to white trash now.
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    Yeah, the gator will probably have to go through drug rehab now.
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    He He He............ Stupid
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    Funny as hell!!!
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    they should charge the crackhead for threatening the health of a protected species.

 

 

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