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    So, whats the worst thing thats happend to you?
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    Running up the stairs when I was 4, slipped and fell on my jaw and bit through my tongue straight down the middle. I gulped down blood all the way to hospital. It was forked like a snakes's tongue. I was patched up and on my way home that evening with 4 stitches in it. I imagine it was pretty tough to put stitches in a freaked out 4 year old kid's tongue.

    I'm sure there's worse out there.

    After the tongue incident, I've never even broken a bone. I've been pretty lucky.

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    when i was 16 i was riding wheelies on a friends 3 wheeler in the front yard. the bike flipped over, and as i threw myself free, the handlebar came down on the back of my left calf, neatly punching a 3/4 inch diameter hole and about 3 inches deep. didnt hurt at first, but when i saw it i was like HOLY SHIT! i gotta get to a doctor! so i grab a rag to stop the bleeding, knock on my friends door (who was busy getting a piece of ass) and i told him i wrecked. he asked if i was ok, so i opened the door and flipped on the lights, showed him, and i said do i LOOK ok? plus i saw his girlfriends hooters. went to the hospital, they stuffed it with gauze the next day i was back on a motorcycle. damn thing took almost 4 months to heal!
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    ^that tops my 3...

    at the age of twelve, i loved riding my bike. i was riding home in my apartment complex in the dark. no problem. until i came to the drive way before my apartmentbuilding. i turned, and they just paved over this pothole thing. i slide in the middle of the pothole, fall on my right side, and open my knee. so, im on the ground, bleeding. no biggie until i got home. i rode my bike home, not realizing im bleeding all down my leg. the mark is still there.

    well, one day about a year or so ago, im cutting up an onion, with our sharpest knife. i notice red on my chopped onion. and realized "oh, i think i cut myself."

    and the last one. in late september/ early october , i have to use the bathroom pretty bad. i had the day off of work. so, im taking the pants of my JROTC uniform off, and the belt buckle isnt coming undone, like it should. so im using tweezers and anything that i had in the bathroom to undo the belt. it was jammed (and still is). so, i cut my finger on the sharp part of the belt. im trying to get it off, and then i see blood on the uniform shirt. im like "shit. i must be bleeding." so i check my finger, sure enough im bleeding.
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    Hell, I cant narrow it down because I have a bunch.

    I had to have plastic surgery on my nose when I was 9 because I had broken it so many times. I broke it at least 5 more times after the surgery.

    I broke my wrist playing dodgeball (age 5).

    I have had stitches 6 different times (3 in the head, 1 in each arm, 1 in the foot).

    I broke all my fingers on my right hand screwing around in the batting cages. I snuck behind one of the machines and turned that thing up to ludicrious speed. Everyone else was to scared to get in the box so I took a chance. I Managed to catch up with a few but the balls where halling ass with tons of movement (the dangerous type). Eventually one of the balls spun right into me, it was going so fast I didn't have time to react! This happened when I was 16 or 17.

    The biggy happened when I was about 13. We used to have bottle rocket fights all throughout the 4th of July. Anyway I got hit below my right eye by a Whistler, it exploded just as it hit me in the face. I got a bunch of burning crap in my right eye which caused me to go blind. I could see out of my left eye for about 20 seconds (it was blurry though) but it stopped working because I started to go into shock. That was the most horrible Emergency Room visit of my life. I was completely blind for about a week until my left eye started to clear up. My vision is still screwed up in my right eye and the strain on my left eye has screwed it up as well, just not as much.

    I think that's about it.
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    I've been very fortunate when it comes to injuries. Never ever broken a bone, and maybe a sprain on some muscles.

    When I was four years old, I slammed my head on the brick fireplace mantle. Had some stitches but that's it.
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    Playing basketball with a friend on New Years Day, 1996. I started to drive on him and realized I wasn't going to get by him, so I pulled up for what appeared to be an easy jumper. When I came down, my achilles tendon in my left leg snapped. Easily the worst pain I have ever been through. The Dr. told me later that it looked like someone had gone through it with a knife and that it was the cleanest one he had ever seen. I was off of work for 6 1/2 months, finally returning on the 15th of July. I hope to never do that ever again.
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    I Fell off a motorbike after a car cut in front of me and skided across gravel doing damage mainly to my hands off work 2 weeks.A couple of years ago i slipped down a bank taking a shortcut and did my AC in my shoulder another 2 weeks off

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wolfgang_'99 View Post
    So, whats the worst thing thats happend to you?
    1) Gangrene of the internal organs attributed by ruptured appendix.
    2) Bocce ball to the forehead while in a swimming pool...
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    Broke my left arm twice when I was around 8. One was falling onto concrete when running around in the schoolyard, the other I again fell over when running around with my grandmother's dog.

    Also broke my left wrist when playing soccer when I was 15. Was just about to score a goal until the opposing fullback decided to come in with such urgency and slide tackle me. I then fell forward and landed right on a hard patch. Funny thing is I that I felt my arm was feeling a bit funny but didn't think I broke anything, so I continued playing with a broken wrist for the rest of the game.

    Sprained my ankle at least twice, again both in soccer matches.

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    Mine was when I got in a wreck when I was a kid. I got battery acid in my eye, thrown from the Jeep, skull fracture, brain concussion, and a broken collarbone as well. Had a major gash on my forehead too. My dad once was on top of an 18 wheeler, when he lost his balance, fell, and had a piece of angle iron go in his leg. He thought it was nothing and tried to put a band aid on it until my mom saw it and freaked.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Viking View Post
    Playing basketball with a friend on New Years Day, 1996. I started to drive on him and realized I wasn't going to get by him, so I pulled up for what appeared to be an easy jumper. When I came down, my achilles tendon in my left leg snapped. Easily the worst pain I have ever been through. The Dr. told me later that it looked like someone had gone through it with a knife and that it was the cleanest one he had ever seen. I was off of work for 6 1/2 months, finally returning on the 15th of July. I hope to never do that ever again.
    Ummm, that really sounds horrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by voivod View Post
    1) Gangrene of the internal organs attributed by ruptured appendix.
    2) Bocce ball to the forehead while in a swimming pool...
    LOL!! Nothing funny at all about number 1 but the visual for number 2 is classic.. OUCH!!

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    two weeks before my 21st birthday I was riding my motorcycle to work when an asshole in a 3/4 ton Chevy went blowing through his red stoplight. My front wheel actually hit inside his wheel well behind his front tire causing the bike to slam into the truck rather then bounce off. It whipped me around and my right side hit the truck right between the front seat and the extended cab (that metal strip there) Well my poor leg kicked the under carriage of the truck, from a standing upright position, shattering it into about a billion pieces. and breaking the bone on my right hand (the one between pinky finger and wrist) So after a metal rod that goes from knee to ankle, 53 staples, 4 screws in my leg, 3 surgeries to save my leg muscles, an allergic reaction to morphine that stopped my breathing, 3 screws and 1 plate in my hand, 6 months of very limited mobility (and I lived in a 3rd story apt), 1.5 years of rehab and some nifty scars, that would have to be my worst.

    A cat clawed me in the balls once, that hurt too.
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