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    Default Suggested Titles for O.J.'s Next 16 Books

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    With his decision to publish a hypothetical account of his ex-wife's murder entitled If I Did It, O.J. Simpson has become the real life embodiment of the narrator from “The Tell-Tale Heart” (if the narrator from "The Tell-Tale Heart" had starred in the Naked Gun trilogy). Because we know it's hard work to be that self-incriminating, we've gone ahead and given O.J. titles for his next 16 books about hypothetically committing murder.

    I Didn't Not Not Kill Nobody

    If There Was Hidden Evidence The Cops Didn't Find, Here’s Where It Would Be

    Okay, It Was Me. Just Kidding!

    Gentle Backrubs and 101 Other Activities You Can Do With Your Ex-Wife Besides Brutally Killing Her

    I Did It (It = Not Commit Murder)

    Arrest Me, I'm Guilty... Of Nothing

    The Day I Scored Four Touchdowns in One Game and Didn't Kill My Ex-Wife

    I'm Only a Murderer On Opposite Day

    I Killed My Ex-Wife and Her Friend In A Jealous Rage…Not!

    If I Murdered Two People And Wrote A Book About It, This Would Be It

    Why I Did What I Didn't Do

    'I Wish I Could Go Back In Time And Not Commit Murder.' That's What I'd Be Saying If I Did It.

    I Ruined My Life When I Didn't Kill Anyone That Day

    The Football Player Who Killed His Ex-Wife - A Fictional Novel by O.J. Simpson

    There Was Blood Everywhere: My Life as an EMT Trainee

    I Murdered 'Em (Doing Stand-Up. [Not that Thing About My Ex-Wife.])
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    There's always:
    "O.J. Simpson: Golfcourse Detective"

    I actually thought of a few others, yet quite frankly they were tasteless. And to tell the truth, I really do not feel all that comfortable with this whole idea for a thread.

    Sorry, Otis. That's just me.
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    "Cutter & Slasher: My Life as a Running Back" by O.J. Simpson

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    Speaking of OJ, Thanksgiving is his favorite holiday.

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    Quote Originally Posted by EVH FANATIC View Post
    Speaking of OJ, Thanksgiving is his favorite holiday.
    Sadly, he's not being bent over and "stuffed" behind bars.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chefcraig View Post
    Sadly, he's not being bent over and "stuffed" behind bars.
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    "How to Make a Pez Dispenser" An instructional novel by Orenthal James Simpson.
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    I Did It (It = Not Commit Murder)

    LOL that's priceless.
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    I like this one myself:

    Why I Did What I Didn't Do
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    Quote Originally Posted by T.RYAN View Post
    "How to Make a Pez Dispenser" An instructional novel by Orenthal James Simpson.
    oh damn! thats brutal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Otis5150 View Post
    If There Was Hidden Evidence The Cops Didn't Find, Here’s Where It Would Be

    Sweet!
    Can't stop...addicted to the shindig...

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    This thread is fuckin' funny as hell.
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