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    Atomic Punk I Coulda Hada VH's Avatar
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    12.13.17 @ 08:46 AM
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    Default Does this ring a bell?

    Twelve priests in Cape Town were about to be ordained. The final test
    was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude in a garden
    while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them.

    Each priest had a small bell attached to his manhood and they were told
    that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not
    be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

    The beautiful model danced before the first candidate with no reaction.
    She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests
    until she got to the final priest, Carlos. As she danced, his bell began
    to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground.

    Embarrassed, Carlos took a few steps forward and bent over to pick it up.

    Then all the other bells started to ring.
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    "Question is,not does love exist,but when,she leaves,where she goes. I got a feeling she don't know either. Wait like the wind,watch where she blows..."



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