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    Wisconsin motion argues sex with animal carcass not a crime

    NOVEMBER 16--Meet Bryan James Hathaway, alleged venison lover. The Wisconsin man, 20, is facing charges that he had sex last month with a dead deer. Hathaway, who previously has served time for killing a horse he intended to sexually assault, allegedly found the deer in a ditch alongside a roadway. Now Hathaway's lawyer has filed a court motion (a copy of which you'll find here) arguing that since the animal was already dead, Hathaway should not face a misdemeanor rap of sexual gratification with an animal. "The statute does not prohibit one from having sex with a carcass," lawyer Fredric Anderson wrote in the motion filed in Douglas County Circuit Court. As reported in today's Daily Telegram, in response to Anderson's motion, prosecutor James Boughner noted that state criminal statutes did not seem to "draw a line between the living and the dead." Judge Michael Lucci, who heard motion arguments Tuesday, said he will issue a decision by December 1. Hathaway is pictured below in a Wisconsin Department of Corrections mug shot. (4 pages)

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    What........the.........fuck??????

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    Maybe it's not a crime if he calls the deer the next day.
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    The fact that the animal was dead removes the possibility of this clown receiving a "Deer John" letter the next day!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by jetguy5150 View Post
    The fact that the animal was dead removes the possibility of this clown receiving a "Deer John" letter the next day!!!
    Doe!

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    It's OK to kill it, you just can't have sex with it....

    How would you like to be this guy's lawyer..

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    This is really disturbing.
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    In our area of Upstate NY, a guy did the same thing to a roadkill deer, and was committed to a state psychiatric center. He was a chronically mentally ill guy, according to a co-worker that then worked at his state hospital. This guy was doing it with the deer on the side of the road in the middle of the morning, first hint that he was off his meds...
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    Alleged venison lover.......NO SHIT!!!!!! I wonder if it was a buck or a doe......
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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkstar View Post
    Alleged venison lover.......NO SHIT!!!!!! I wonder if it was a buck or a doe......
    a fuck for a buck me thinks....
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    So, would it be cool to say something like, " Man Ed kicking out Mikey from VH and having Wolfie play bass guitar, is sorta like having sex with a dead deer! " ?



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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen View Post
    So, would it be cool to say something like, " Man Ed kicking out Mikey from VH and having Wolfie play bass guitar, is sorta like having sex with a dead deer! " ?



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