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    Default Oreo Cookies....

    Who eats them? Does anyone have any special ways of eating the cream? What about dunking? Lets hear some creative ideas!
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    I've got no creative ideas, but I did just eat a ton of Oreos for breakfast this morning. Here's the trick I use, I eat as many as I can in the shortest period possible, drink some milk, then lay down as I can't move.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LoveWalkinIn View Post
    I've got no creative ideas, but I did just eat a ton of Oreos for breakfast this morning. Here's the trick I use, I eat as many as I can in the shortest period possible, drink some milk, then lay down as I can't move.
    lol!

    I wonder, if you eat nothing ut oreos for lets say...a week. Will your poo turn black and white??
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    well...i usually take them apart. i will save 2 of the cookies, and take the cream out of the rest of them, and make a HUGE one.its pretty good. i prefer the "golden" oreos...
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    Weird Al has a great parody of a New Kids song (Right Stuff) called White Stuff which is all about Oreos. Great tune!
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    The caramel ones rocked! Until they were discontinued. What a bummer they were "limited edition" only.
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    The idea of having limited edition cookies kinda makes me laugh
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    i put the oreo in my mouth, then take a sip of milk. the milk soaks thru the cookie and then ya just munch it. I FUCKING LOVE OREOS.
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    I peel them apart, scrape off the insides and then am disappointed because I don't enjoy the cookie part without the white centre. Sometimes I throw the cookie part out. Other times I build a tower with them.
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    My fiance loves the orange/halloween ones. I'll admit that Oreos taste great, but jesus, they're pure lard! Thank god she runs six miles a day...
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    They've got these new things, where it's like the breadstick and cheese dip packs. You have the cream in a little spot on the end and sticks of cookie. Its so hard to eat cause the cream is rock hard.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen View Post
    Weird Al has a great parody of a New Kids song (Right Stuff) called White Stuff which is all about Oreos. Great tune!
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    I used to be addicted to the double stuff kind. I would literally sit and almost eat and entire bag at once along with about a half gallon of milk. I know that's incredibly glutinous, but I just couldn't help myself I was so hooked. I had to quit cold turkey. To this day, I can't even walk by the oreos in the grocery store without jonesing for them. They should have a twelve-step program for the damn things.

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    I like to dunk them in milk just until the cookie part is about to break. Get them nice and saturated then plow 'em down!

    I'm sure we are all familiar with the "lost cookie"??? The one that falls to the bottom of the glass of milk and turns into a sea sponge!?!?! YUMMY!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ace Ventura View Post
    I like to dunk them in milk just until the cookie part is about to break. Get them nice and saturated then plow 'em down!

    I'm sure we are all familiar with the "lost cookie"??? The one that falls to the bottom of the glass of milk and turns into a sea sponge!?!?! YUMMY!
    that happened to me with a 22 ounce beer glass. i wasnt drinking beer, but i had milk in it. the cookie fit just perfectly in the bottom of the glass. needed a spoon to get it out!
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