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    Anybody else discover these hidden little gems yet?



    source: http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/prod...1&SKU=13936579

    We got a gift card from Bed, Bath, & Beyond. The only way I would tag along with my wife was her dangling the carrot of a heated, padded toilet seat on a stick over me. I carried that sumbich around for a half hour before I discovered dryer balls. I think she was afraid of this scenario with the Seat of Xanadu:



    Dryer balls are great. They make flannel shirts, bath towels and sweaters nicer. They make my wife's delicates brand spanking new. This might be the greatest invention since red, long-legged underwear with the escape hatch in the back.

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    Haven't discovered the apparent joys of dryer balls yet.
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    I'll file this under "things that sound dirty, but really aren't"
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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchetforce View Post
    Hatch's Second Highest Recommendation!

    and would the heated toilet seat be one of your Highest Recommendations?
    A little more volume in the headphones please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ZeoHalen View Post
    Haven't discovered the apparent joys of dryer balls yet.
    Try using a thicker towel that absorbs more, that outta do it!

    Good luck with that "Drying Balls" thing, Zeo. Jock itch, it's a muthafooker!


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    Quote Originally Posted by InTheBeginning View Post
    and would the heated toilet seat be one of your Highest Recommendations?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hurricane Halen View Post
    Try using a thicker towel that absorbs more, that outta do it!

    Good luck with that "Drying Balls" thing, Zeo. Jock itch, it's a muthafooker!


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    "Dryer Balls" I guess in theory work...

    I think the best way to go if you're gonna talk laundry is a front load washer @ 3.7 cu/ft or so and a dryer with a 7.0 cu/ft capacity. They use up to 67% less water, easier on the clothes because there's no agitator, spin out quicker so the drying time is roughly equal to the wash time, and larger capacity so you can wash comforters, large blankets, etc... If a family is doing 8 to 10 loads a week, they will save between $100 and $125 a year in water and energy savings. Also, most areas have Energy Star rebates as well as certain areas that are on sewer have rebates as well... Plus, they are better on the environment!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchetforce View Post
    Anybody else discover these hidden little gems yet?



    source: http://www.bedbathandbeyond.com/prod...1&SKU=13936579

    We got a gift card from Bed, Bath, & Beyond. The only way I would tag along with my wife was her dangling the carrot of a heated, padded toilet seat on a stick over me. I carried that sumbich around for a half hour before I discovered dryer balls. I think she was afraid of this scenario with the Seat of Xanadu:



    Dryer balls are great. They make flannel shirts, bath towels and sweaters nicer. They make my wife's delicates brand spanking new. This might be the greatest invention since red, long-legged underwear with the escape hatch in the back.

    Hatch's Second Highest Recommendation!
    I use these balls everyday. And I love the way they make my delicates feel!
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    Okay uh - not what I had in mind but - okay.

    I'll have to try 'em. Never heard of 'em but always game for something new.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Poundcake View Post
    I use these balls everyday. And I love the way they make my delicates feel!
    That made my morning!

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    Quote Originally Posted by hatchetforce View Post
    That made my morning!

    I agree, THAT is funny..
    Don't drink the Jim Jones punch. They're called theToxic Twins for a reason...

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    Nothing like drier balls...they always feel better than damp ones...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Poundcake View Post
    I use these balls everyday. And I love the way they make my delicates feel!
    Thanks, my laptop just fell over...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Texas Poundcake View Post
    I use these balls everyday. And I love the way they make my delicates feel!
    Ahh, the mental picture I have of that.

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