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    10/02/06 - Rumors Blaze that Eddie Van Halen has Hired 60 Girls for Sexual Favors for a Private Party.
    According to the adult industry news site, Adultfyi, the upcoming Eddie Van Halen party was the topic of Tony Batman's conversation on adult radio station KSEX Friday night. Batman announced that he was escorting adult film star Sunny Lane to the party to be held at Van Halen's home.

    "And I know they're going to let me do a little filming there," he said. "I will have clips for all the cool KSEX people when we get back." KSEX guest for the evening Rebecca Steel said she was going to the party and Batman asked her how she managed to wrangle an invite. Steel said she wasn't telling and Batman asked if she heard about "the secret bus ride" to the party. Batman suspected that there might be an orgy at the party. "They have planned events," he related. "There's a lot of girls- how can I say this politely? Hired to come to the party alone." King said he talked to the PM and there were 60 such girls on the roster that were being bussed in.

    Photographer Chris King, who was also a guest on the show, mentioned that he shot the movie, Sacred Sin. King said everyone wanted a piece of Van Halen during


    the shooting of the show. "They're, like, dude, dude- I'm, like, he's just a dude. He's, like, Beethoven, still. The man's a genius. Musically, he's God. It's insane."

    Damn! 60 girls, now I feel cheated I only had 20

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    Wow.....I don't know what to think or say, except that it just kind of seems that Ed is ramping up his "other" life exponentially....and not trying to keep it secret.

    Ed seems to be firmly entrenched in this world/industry now. It is now how he defines himself.

    If this is fair dinkum...it's weird. And before the Ed apologists start with "It's good to see Ed having fun/getting out/alive" and "you are jealous when was the last time that YOU had 60 girls?", let me just point out the most disconcerting point of this if it's true.....this is NOT a private party at Ed's place where Ed is having a good time like the rock star he is....this is a party that he has allowed to be publicised, where the girls are paid, that he is allowing to be filmed.

    Ed is not living the party life, Edward Van Halen is a pornographer.

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    I'm cool.

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    It's all about the music.
    Actually I think most of us are Dave, Sam, and Mike fans. There's just a small group of people who have strange allegiances and like to get into petty pissing contests that I can't believe everyone on this site isn't bored of. - Brett

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy View Post
    It's all about the music.
    LOFL!

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    "That'd be ripping off the fans"
    Money can't buy you happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it. DLR

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimmy View Post
    It's all about the music.
    OMG!!! EXACTLY!!!! I almost threw up when he said that on Stern.
    Sings like a bird. Rocks like a pig.

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    All good points. But fuck man. If I were Ed I'd prolly be doing the same exact
    thing. Well, minus the actual porno and plus a record every year or two:
    "72 Virgins? How bout 60 Working Girls? Yeah. Have them come over in packs
    of ten in 12 hour intervals and send in a good Asian mix first. Yeah. Oh, and a
    bucket of chicken."

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    Quote Originally Posted by mistere View Post
    All good points. But fuck man. If I were Ed I'd prolly be doing the same exact
    thing. Well, minus the actual porno and plus a record every year or two:
    "72 Virgins? How bout 60 Working Girls? Yeah. Have them come over in packs
    of ten in 12 hour intervals and send in a good Asian mix first. Yeah. Oh, and a
    bucket of chicken."

    Oh sure....but tell everyone about it first? And let other people film it? This is the same guy who in the past wouldnt let people take photos at meet & greets....must be whole different kind of meet & greet. Kinda like a meet & greet with a worldwide distribution deal.

    And remember the days when getting a live performance DVD from Van Halen was like getting blood from a stone? Well it seems those days are long behind us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by DoHalen5150 View Post
    "That'd be ripping off the fans"
    Depends which fans you are talking about? Looks like Ed is cultivating a whole new fanbase. Look for the official site to start offering a new range of "striped raincoats".

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    Brilliant! That's one piece of VH related merchandise I would proudly wear.

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    I wish I had the cash to do that shit too....I'd throw some crazy ass parties too....
    Why it offends some of ya's I don't know ....that's just shit that rock legends can only do....FUCKING CLASSIC ........

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    Quote Originally Posted by muffdiver View Post
    I wish I had the cash to do that shit too....I'd throw some crazy ass parties too....
    Why it offends some of ya's I don't know ....that's just shit that rock legends can only do....FUCKING CLASSIC ........

    Go back and re-read Muff. What has been written above it is that this is not Ed throwing some crazy ass party....it's Ed publicising and filming his orchestrated and paid for "party".

    No one would raise an eyebrow if Ed throws a party, but when Ed hires girls to come to his house to perform, publicises it via porn publicity avenues and arranges for industry people to film the whole scene, it's not just a "crazy ass party".

    This is not "shit that rock legends can only do".... it's shit that pornographers can only do.

    Thats the point.


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    Quote Originally Posted by spanked55 View Post
    OMG!!! EXACTLY!!!! I almost threw up when he said that on Stern.
    Eddie has no respect about music or the history of it. That's why he has bashed so many greats.

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    Was Hugh Heff a pornographer..? I'd take that life too.....

    Are they all consenting adults, if they are I dunno what the problem is?
    I just don't think anyone is any type of position to judge what free, consenting ,rich,adults do...

    But, yeah...I'll go back and read...yer right, I'm guilty of jumpin' the gun a bit....




 

 

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